decline a marriage proposal

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You'd be too annoyed when I say 'nurse, scalple' every time I a knife for steak.  

[Ninja Rin666]

Because that ball and chain looks suspicious >.>  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Mopeds bore me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Anyone who is wearing a total face mask, medical gloves and is holding a sword probably has some dark secrets to hide...and bodies to hide as well.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

We'd be arguing over who has the bigger gun.  

[Zera Stardust]

You already have a ball and chain. You don't need a wife.  

[Sumimachine]

You might skin me alive every time we get into an argument.  

[BannedNHacked34]

you smell of clams and garbage. talk2hand  

[Zera Stardust]

Fancy dresses make me itch.  

[applesauce600]

I'm gay when women I don't want to marry are around, so I'm gay right now.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You're a bit too... Male.  

[Zera Stardust]

I'm gay all the time, and you're a bit too... Male.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Can't have two spazzes in the same house.  

[Sumimachine]

My heart can't take more scares...  

[Ninja Rin666]

Because if my doctor looked like you I'd consider moving.