Dorky Quotes

[Flowerpot Llama]

without time everything would happen at once!!!!!!  

[Flowerpot Llama]

without space everything would happen in the same place!!!!!!!!  

[[.ProtoPlasm.]]

" Dude! Like, yeah man! Like, did you see those waves?! They were like, righteous dude! Tubular! Hawhawhawhawhawhaw"
Wait, are surfer dudes considered dorks? They are in my book. p:  

[.Punctilious]

If they're dorky. :F  

[Dragoness2]

"Gee wilikers! Those suspenders look niftey!"
one of the many dorky statements that pop up in my mind xp  

[Dragoness2]

(this one i acually use!) Just geekin' it up man!  

[Confuseus57]

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in that grey twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.  

[CaffeinatedJunkee]

Did anyone say "Fractions speak louder than Nerds" yet??  

[.Punctilious]

somehow i knew you were gonna say that. XDD  

[Osaka In Wonderland]

Yay (Insert something/someone/something else awesome here)

I say that all the bloomin' time...  

[Kuka]

CaffeinatedJunkee

Did anyone say "Fractions speak louder than Nerds" yet??

This was definitely posted a while back, I didn't see it! haha it made me lol  

[NULL_ACCOUNT-A7X1B34]

"My love for you is like diarhea; its hard to hold it in, but easy to let it out."- My sister to her boyfriend  

[Kuka]

Ominous Bloodlust

"My love for you is like diarhea; its hard to hold it in, but easy to let it out."- My sister to her boyfriend

oh my god.

rofl  

[NULL_ACCOUNT-A7X1B34]

"Nerds are for Dorks, Geeks are forever!"
"Byte me."-UAT ads, the college I want to go to

"Love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it on the outside, but only you can feel the warmth."-My sister

"Raggle Fraggle Babies!"-My friend and my cousin

"Your feeble mind cannot comprehend the depth of my intelligent, now grovel at my feet swine."-Me  

[Cryptic Cavedweller]

"Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem." My cousins once said this to my parents during his alcoholic phase.

"Leadership is not about firing bullets and stabbing people... It's about telling others to fire bullets and stab people."

"Simmons: Oh, my God, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you tell us you were a Blue?
Sister: Because -
Simmons: And don't say because nobody asked!
Sister: But nobody did ask!
Simmons: God damn it.
Grif: So what if she is a blue? We'll still keep her.
Simmons: We can't do that! She's on the other team, she'll kill us in our sleep if we keep her!
Sister: Do I get to do that? 'Cause that would be awesome!
Grif: No she wouldn't! Besides, she's color blind! We'll just tell her we're blues!
Simmons: Uh, hello? We already told her we're red. Idiot.
Grif: Yeah? Well she's ******** dumb, too. Hey, we're blue now.
Sister: Woo-hoo! Go Blue! Let's win!
Grif: See? "

My favourite part of the whole series. xD RVB > Any other.