Fighting the Unfair fight (Game)

[Cerebral Perception]

Then Barney was stepped on by a real dinosaur.  

[GoldenFraggle]

The unspecified dinosaur was then eaten by a T-Rex most vicious of all dinosaurs !  

[Cerebral Perception]

Not quite. Ever watch Jurassic Park? One thing I learned, Tyrannosaurus rex fears the Spinosaur!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The Spinosaur is defeated when the cameras stop rolling. Once the film is over, the Spinosaur ceases to exist.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Actually, Spinosaurs were real, so technically it didn't stop existing, only the prop did. Logic defeats you.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

And a crowd of rednecks come along, impervious to logic!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Oh god, not rednecks, they're indestru- Oh wait, I forgot shotguns exist!  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Yeah, but my step-mom's ex was a total idiot and had a bunch of 'em destroyed...  

[Cerebral Perception]

Send in the nuke!  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Hahah! Now he can stop annoying us by filing pointless, destined-to-fail lawsuits!

Unfortunately, the radiation fades with time.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*snipes you* Sniper rifles. Never fail.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

What? The item in question was time. You're confused.  

[Cerebral Perception]

So? I sniped you  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Then you missed because of wind interferance.  

[Cerebral Perception]

And a wall blocked the wind interference.