Can you make me laugh?Prizes to the people who do!

[KageX11]

ok this happen to my friend. He emailed it to me

Well it all started when I was getting ready to go to my girlfriends house-I had terrible stomach pains but I thought that they would pass...BIG MISTAKE. It was a 2 hour drive to her house and I could feel the poo building up inside me. I was about half way there when it hit me, I hadn't been to the toilet for several days and suddenly the 4-day poop came out. It wasn't diarrhea it was just a massive firm poop. I carried on driving and I realised that it didn't actually smell so I carried on towards my girlfriends house...ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE.I got there and we talked for a bit, all the while I had this warm log of poop in my tight panties. This would have been okay if my girlfriend hadn't proceded to jump on me and rip off my jeans and pants spraying the warm poo everywhere.
I was so embarrassed that I just picked up the log of poop and my clothes and sprinted to the car.
Suprisingly, however, we are still going out after I explained the incident in full to her. Turns out that she has done the same thing many times before  

[xI Fresh Kid Ix]

who crass the street first the egg or the chicken?

both of them! the egg is in the chicken LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  

[ladyfry]

rofl there once was a man named fat's woad,
who ate until he bulged like a toad,
he bought 20 stale pies for a penny,
he ate 19 and the 20th made him explode!!! burning_eyes  

[iSexyNaru]

Thy Assassin

ok this happen to my friend. He emailed it to me

Well it all started when I was getting ready to go to my girlfriends house-I had terrible stomach pains but I thought that they would pass...BIG MISTAKE. It was a 2 hour drive to her house and I could feel the poo building up inside me. I was about half way there when it hit me, I hadn't been to the toilet for several days and suddenly the 4-day poop came out. It wasn't diarrhea it was just a massive firm poop. I carried on driving and I realised that it didn't actually smell so I carried on towards my girlfriends house...ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE.I got there and we talked for a bit, all the while I had this warm log of poop in my tight panties. This would have been okay if my girlfriend hadn't proceded to jump on me and rip off my jeans and pants spraying the warm poo everywhere.
I was so embarrassed that I just picked up the log of poop and my clothes and sprinted to the car.
Suprisingly, however, we are still going out after I explained the incident in full to her. Turns out that she has done the same thing many times before

LOLOL NOW THIS IS FUNNY xD
BY the way GUYS STOP POSTING
HES OULLING YOUR LEG HE WON'T GIVE PRIZES x:  

[learly]

 

[yangpanda14]

So, a punk kid with a rainbow mowhawk sat down on a bench beside an old man. The punk noticed the old man was staring at him, so the punk asks: "What's wrong? Never done anything wild in you life?" The man answers back: "Well, actually, when I was young, I did IT with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."  

[yangpanda14]

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Hope you like the avi ^^  

[VivianLenn]

Dont look now, but there is one too many people in the room, and I think it's you!





 

[lil redd redd]

Xx_RYNO_xX

girl: mommy wheres daddy

mother: oh i smacked him into next week he'll be back on tuesday
1 week later

girl: mommy wheres daddy

mother: oh i smacked him into next month he'll be back in march
1 month later

girl: mom wheres dad

mom: oh i smacked him into next year he'll be back in 2011
1 year later

girl: MOM WHERE THE HELL IS DAD

mother: oh i killed him last year i just dident wanna tell you then

girl: ok... WAT!!!!

the end (or is it) *gun goes off* ok now the story is over

i heard something like that on everybody hates chris
next time dont get ideas from T.V.  

[lil redd redd]

i remembered the last time i laughed,ppl u might want to know this,it was a song. not a regular song, its a song with funny lirecs. i forget wat it was called,though.  

[Xxcrazy in love with u xX]

watch spose -im awesome
im a gangster lyrics

answer ketchup and liquor 4 each question
what did u eat this morning? ketchup and liquor
what did u eat 4 dinner? ketchup and liquor
what did u do when u saw an old lady on the street?
ketchup and liquor

yankee doodle went to town riding on a heater
accidently turned it on and burned his little wiener  

[xx u i xx jk xx]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.  

[Borax18]

I'm not funny at all... but i might know some funny pictures hold on let me find them  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

i wanna double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
dont be frontin son no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive thru order for two
i gotta cravin for a numbah nine like my shoe
we need some chikin up in here
in this dizzle
forrizzle my nizzle
extra salt on the frizzles
doctor pepper my brutha
anotha for your mutha
double double super size
and dont forget the friez!
.......crispy.



~big mac rap~
look it up on youtube people!!!!!!  

[FetusDevourer]

Ever seen this on Omegle, or Chatroulette?

She's my best friend.

Ever go on TDP? If not, don't. We troll.