Stereotypical

[karyoku]

Tally, bally ho!  

[Kenshere]

Alright love
Nice cuppa tea
And if you are a asbo innit or bring it  

[PZ01]

My favourites have to be 'bollocks' and 'wanker'

Other than that, just the level of understatement that is common here, for example:

'Oh dash it all, I appear to have cut myself on something' - he says cradling a stump of an arm.  

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I use. two insults over here, not many people use... XD leaves them confused to hell.
Gap shite: a name you call someone who isn't expected to get anywhere in life.
Flid: the name for someone mentally or physically challenged, my anxiety would count towards being a flid, and more commonly dyslexia XD

My friend uses spack but in not sure what that means.... *ponders the meaning*  

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Spack is another word for idiot.... it sounds more offensive to him sweatdrop

my dad brought up mong yesterday.  

[Mulcroft]

I regularly use flaming or flippin' in place of swear words. And my mother has a thing for shouting "bloody marvellous" in a Mancunian accent - we're not even from Manchester! xd