Elven Chatterbox

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

Ugh.

Fallout 3 has retarded dialog.

How is "My genes are crying" effing perception?

I agree with the reviewer that the writer needs to be shot.

Oblivion, as far as RPGs go SUCKED.

A lot.

It's just flashy graphics hiding the horrendous battle system, the repetitiveness of quests and characters as well as a lack of any real roleplaying.  

[Gemstone]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/sillies.php?d=20081101  

[DrdScully]

Secretary of Bunnies, lol. xd  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

Gem, I thought it'd be safe to warn you about the fact that your signature is over the size limit.

You should change it before it gets disabled.  

[Gemstone]

Jarlaxle Baenre

Gem, I thought it'd be safe to warn you about the fact that your signature is over the size limit.

You should change it before it gets disabled.

Aw, it also cut off the writing at the bottom. sad I am le sad.  

[Elspeth Telrunya]

hehe I was looking at that site last night gemmy it has some very funny pictures.  

[Xander Tarbert]

Yes, but when I shoot someone the 'splode into forty-eleven bits. As for repetitiveness, every RPG suffers from this. Gotta cut slack.

...Actually, this game's pretty good on quests. I've had two or three repeats, but typically there's some twist to it. My big problem with it so far are the numerous bugs.

Yay! UVA wants to do another interview! Better employments awaits.  

[Elspeth Telrunya]

woot xander smile  

[Xander Tarbert]

They're gonna be like all, "Huh?" And I'll be all, "Damn right!" And they'll go, "You're hired! The awesome, it's too much!"  

[Gemstone]

Xander Tarbert

Yes, but when I shoot someone the 'splode into forty-eleven bits. As for repetitiveness, every RPG suffers from this. Gotta cut slack.

Aahahaha, you made me think of "Super Busy Hospital... 2. Where all the guys you hurt in all the other games go. 'Shhh! I'm preforming brain surgery on a guy who was shot in the head... 57 times. I need to concentrate!' " Oh Demetri Martin, you genius you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM

Also, go Xander go! Make sure to post here when they confirm the job is yours so we can have a mini pixelated celebration. 3nodding  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

That's not entirely true Xander.

I've been playing the Baldur's Gate Saga for over a decade now and never got tired of it.

Many people feel the same way about that particular game.  

[Xander Tarbert]

Leather sleeves are cool....

That's because Baldur's gate is a long a** straight up D&D style RPG. Not today's "It has a stat system, it's an RPG!" kinda deal. Really, I think of Fallout and Oblivion more of an Action game than RPG, and it suits me fine.  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

It's not that long. >.> I can probably beat each one within a few hours.

Same goes for the first two Fallout Games. I know people that play the two as much as I play the BG series.

Also, Gamespot is retarded, never take any review advice from them. I mean not only is it clear that they give reviews based on bribes, but the best Action game of all time is Chessmaster.

Come on.  

[Xander Tarbert]

You can, but that's not why you play Baldur's Gate.

I don't read GameSpot. So they can go to hell, for all I care. Look, I like the game and you don't. So what? I'm sure we have many things not in common, while the reverse to true as well.  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

I never said it was, that was a response to the "long a** statement.

Speaking of RPGs, a relatively "new" one that I've started playing seems to be good, so far. It's called The Witcher. I can't remember whether or not we mentioned it.