Wrong Answer game!

[FlightlessFae]

Because my leg turned into a snake and it started speaking lion.

Why am I all alone in a vat of gravy?  

[Aquamere]

cuase no one else wants to be in gravy  

[FlightlessFae]

Aww, but gravy is good. =[
?!
Hey where did my gravy go?!  

[Bad Bigby]

Up my butt and around the corner.
Why did I break my spine?  

[Deel-Dough]

By eating a Pb&J sandwich.

Why did the Sun just explode?  

[Aquamere]

cause it was bored
where is the golden headdress of cleopatra  

[timberwxlf]

my sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter,
i'm cutting, trying to picture your black, broken heart.

i pawned it.

why the f**k is my knee in so much pain?!

...love is not like anything,
especially a ******** knife.

 

[Aquamere]

i stabbed it lol jk
where is mr. panda  

[Wilhelm Von Cyanide]

In the stew.

WHY ARE MY BONES SO SMALL?!  

[Genrin619]

Because you are a small person. Why are organs so tasty?

 

[Wilhelm Von Cyanide]

Lethal amounts of saltwater. You're dying and delusional and YOU'RE EATING THE FURNITURE!

Where is the money?!  

[Genrin619]

In my pants. Where is my left shoe?  

[XbeyondXsavingX]

the ho on the corner shoved it up her t**t.
y u no love me??  

[Wilhelm Von Cyanide]

You're face looks different from what it looked like an hour ago.

What do you think of my glorious mustache?  

[Aquamere]

i dont like mustaches
have you seen my hair clip