Things We Aren't Allowed to do in The TARDIS

[TheLadyAlice]

I'm not allowed to harm River in any way, however much I really want to!
But I can tattoo TARDIS until DEATH on every inch of skin available.  

[Daveak Shadowsword]

not allowed to sneak into the Doctor's bedroom when he's asleep, walk up right beside him, and with a robotic voice changer yell out "EXTERMINATE!!!".  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

I Will Never___ in the TARDIS

*Bring my boyfriend >>He'll just die alot<<
**Wear a fez without having one for 11
***Walk around in 4th's scarf wraped around my body yelling "I'ma be a butterfly!!"
****Bring a gun
*****Bring a mirror>>The girl with the red ballon from Martha's time, The vampire fishes, Siren, etc<<
******Invite the Master in to ask if he was trying to replace Rose>>Blond hair, hoodies, etc<<  

[Amadeus McNinja]

I am not to purchase the Greatest Bow Tie in history, which is one of a kind, make my bow tie owning an important event in time so that it can't be rewritten, and taunt the Doctor about not being able to wear it.  

[shukuo]

Simon Cow

I'm not allowed to harm River in any way, however much I really want to!

Hear here!  

[Daveak Shadowsword]

Not allowed to put a fake life size Dalek anywhere in the TARDIS.  

[S h e l l y]

call him a martian  

[Daveak Shadowsword]

Amadeus McNinja

I am not to purchase the Greatest Bow Tie in history, which is one of a kind, make my bow tie owning an important event in time so that it can't be rewritten, and taunt the Doctor about not being able to wear it.

However, you can buy the Greatest Bow Tie in history if you plan on giving it to the Doctor as a gift.  

[HandsomeStanly]

I am not aloud to make clones off all the other incarnations of the doctor useing 11's dna history and tottally freak him out with how differen't and yet similar fashion sense is.  

[Feliciainwonderland]

SPOILERS BELOW!~

- I am not to call Rory the Jack Impersonator (Rory, please stop coming back to life. Dead or alive. Choose one.)
- I am not to ask The Doctor if he can set his sonic to "stun"
- I am not to tell Rory that The Doctor has kissed his wife AND daughter
- I am not allowed to ever say "Beam me up, Doctor!"
*Or Jack
** Or ever
- I am not to ask if River hides her spoilers in her hair (Is that why it's so big?)  

[MasterThespian_10]

I will not invite MTV's cribs to shoot an episode in the Tardis ( it would take too long)
Only the Doctor is allowed to call the Tardis sexy.
I will not have my honeymoon on the Tardis and get my wife pregnant during time travel because we do not need another River.
I will not ask if Chuck norris would win in a fight against the Doctor
I will however try to find out where the swimming pool actually is in the Tardis.
That is all.  

[randumbness-es-es]

I am not allowed to:
-ogle the Tenth Doctor's daughter
-leave a banana in the TARDIS without using it. It's good potassium.
-point a gun at the Tenth Doctor
-ask the Doctor to use the TARDIS to stop Jersey Shore from airing
-ask how old the Doctor is
-laugh at the Doctor's dancing
-look into the heart of the TARDIS
-crash a giant ship into the TARDIS
-make out with Captain Jack Harkness  

[Alkyd]

I am not allowed too:
Ask about the time war
Ask how it bigger on the inside
Have more than one
Call him grandfather
Ask about his kids
Ask about other companions
Cancel the whhhrrrrppperrrwhhrrppp
Have more than 4 people during regular episodes  

[Daveak Shadowsword]

I am not allowed to make out with the tenth Doctor's daughter no matter how hot she is (she looked so sexy in that military uniform razz )... not in front of him anyways.  

[randumbness-es-es]

I am also not allowed to:

-Give him apples after he regenerates
-Hope that Rose and Amy get into a catfight (or something else wink
-Use his sonic screwdriver myself. wink