Wishing Game

[The Stylish Nihilist]

Wish granted! Except he's quite literally Padfoot, and can't change back to human.

I wish I...had been friends with Narcissa Black when she was my age. (Without any monstrous falling out, or anything like that.)  

[orange_button]

In a freakish time-turner accident, You go forawd in time and she doesn't remember you at all.

I wish I was a Weasley! (W/O killing off any of the other one's and not any of their weird relatives!)  

[Steffasaurus]

You are a Weasley but you never sleep because of the ghoul in the attic.

I wish Luna and Neville had hooked up.  

[orange_button]

[dang it! Oh well. *huggles Ron*]

The Ministry of Magic think that Luna needs to be put in St. Mungo's indefinetly and Neville can only see her once a weekend every month. sad

I wish I had an owl!  

[Steffasaurus]

You get an owl but the weird thing doesnt who, it says SPLOIGER, It also hangs upside down from its perch, refuses to be upright, sneezes pink dust, only eats orange cupcakes and cant deliver anything.

I wish I had something as cool as the owl I just described.  

[orange_button]

You order one from a catalog, but it's a fake and it never comes. cry

I wish I had a tame pet dragon.  

[AkitoSousuke]

You get your pet dragon, but unfortunately, it gets killed for its heartstring.
And I came to its funeral. T.T

I wish that Luna was normal.  

[Steffasaurus]

Wish granted. Luna is normal but it eventually sends her insane and she ends up licking walls and doing cartwheels.

I wish that food could just appear on my table without me having to cook all the time.  

[PadfootsPet]

Granted, but the dishes are fused to the table unable to be cleaned so the food keeps piling up dirty dishes, that keep getting dirtier!

(Sorry for the run-on sentence, I had a Bloo moment and wanted to keep the effect.)

I wish Sirius was in my bed instead of Fredlie! (Please don't tell him I said that!!!)  

[Steffasaurus]

I can just wash the things on the table.

You wake up next to Sirius instead of Fred, but Sirius turns gay and runs off with fred.

I wish I could take a vacation in Hogsmeade.  

[AkitoSousuke]

You take a vacation at Hogsmeade but thing is everything you hoped for goes wrong..(whatever they may be).

I wish that I had some spell-o-tape right now.  

[orange_button]

Wish granted!

But it's too sticky and wraps around and constricts your body, enabling you to move for a month.

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I wish Draco wasn't so whiny and cowardly all the time.
I mean, GOSH! He's all "My father will.." this and "My father will..." that!
Fight your own battles once in a while!  

[The Ghoul In Pajamas]

Wish granted. But Draco has become an unstoppable force now he has discovered his true potential for evil. He becomes the next Voldemort. Well done, nice wish. You did the world such a favour *rolls eyes* ... *giggles* I can't do mean sarcasm very well can I? mrgreen

I wish for Neville to not not marry Luna or Hannah ... but ME!!  

[sjdfnkwnf]

Neville does marry you, but figures out, after a year of marriage, that he was gay all along and files for a divorce to elope with Colin Creevey...I'm sorry. Good thing is that you get to keep those nice, fancy plants he left you.

I wish that the epilogue in the last book never happened...  

[Johnna]

The Epilogue in the last book never happened (I can agree with you on that one, in a way), but JK Rowling started a contest on who could write about Harry's/Ginny's and Ron's/Hermione's marriages.... and you are her story picker, so you get to read loads of badly written fanfiction (and of course not really meet JK Rowling, because that'd make this good stuff and not bad, heheh)

I wish Snape had been alive to get together with Hermione instead of Ron.