This or That Game

[JTN]

I already have slight macroglossia, so... throw my voice.


Weak super powers that work best as party tricks or awesome super powers that always cause you "intestinal distress" every 11 minutes.  

[magic_doglover]

awesome powers. more useful, i assume, and i could find a way around the....distress.

black eye or boxed ear?  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Black eye, already have one*points at the eye patch in his mask*

A ninja army or me unmasked?  

[magic_doglover]

you unmasked. i'd take a scary mysterious truth to an obvious big threat.

shadow or darkness?  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Shadow. Because it sounds better to call "The Lone Shadow Hunters" And "The Lone Darkness Hunters"
Foot run over or Finger's sawed off?  

[JTN]

Foot run over... peg legs are cooler than hooks. pirate


Canadian ninja or French cowboy?  

[Sha michiyo]

French cowboy cheese_whine

Gumdrops or ice cream?  

[JTN]

Gumdrops... they stay nice and solid when I put them in my pockets.


Salvation or salivation?  

[magic_doglover]

salvation. who needs a slimy mouth, anyway? mrgreen

rap or a cookie?  

[JTN]

Cookie... Who wouldn't choose cookie?


Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley?  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

keira knightly

Hmmmm.....
Boring Monotone Professor or Never-gives-anything-above-a-70 Professor  

[JTN]

Boring Monotone Professor.. (mine gave me a 98% on yesterday's pop quiz!)


Vanilla scented candle or bubblegum air freshener?  

[khadivh]

vanilla scented candle...bubblegum air fresheners dont really smell good...

Mac or Linux?  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Linux. No matter what people can claim, Macs are not dependable.

Salsa or rumba?  

[Engineer of Destruction]

Salsa.

Android or iPhone?