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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:04 pm
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JD gave a long suffering sigh, and, with painstaking slowness, moved to grab and don his discarded clothing. He did shoot a few cool looks at Astra, as this was supposed to be her job.
"Look, fella. I'm not sellin' you a one night stand here, I'm sellin' you, like, an experience dude." He hopped awkwardly on one leg as he slid into his ridiculously skin tight jeans. "I mean, ten, twenty years from now, you and hottie mcbody will be sittin' on a pile of pumpkins. You'll probably be like. Well, you're dead, but she'll probably be wrinklier. I dunno, do faeries get wrinkly?"
He contemplated this for a moment before continuing. "So, like, anyway, you'll be hanging out in your like old folks home or whatever and she'll look at you with these big, slightly watery old ghouly eyes and say - 's**t, dear, do you like totally remember that time a rock star wanted to make a hot dog out of me, with you and him as the bun? It would have been rad as ********, and it is truly my only regret'. And then like, the regret will just overcome her -"
He paused for a second to slide back into his shirt -
"And she'll just like, explode. So basically you now have no chance of future retirement happiness is what I'm saying." He bent to retrieve his phone.
"Later, squares."
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:03 pm
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It almost seemed like Yuki was going to follow the demon, but in reality he just wanted to keep himself between JD and Astra, just in case the creeper got any other last-minute ideas. At least he was putting his clothes back on...
It was difficult to not rise to the bait of the celebrity's choice of words. Honestly, Yuki wasn't even sure if he realized how stupid and offensive he sounded, or if it was just that no one had ever actually called him out on it before. Not wanting this awkward conversation to take any longer than it already had, the ghost only stared at him distastefully as he went on.
"Yeah, well, if that's the only regret she has in her life I'm pretty sure that we can both deal with that." He hoped so, anyway. Yuki doubted that he was wrong in assuming that Astra was just as disinterested in the offer. He had kinda spoken for the both of them.
JD finally took his leave, and once Yuki presumed that he was out of earshot he let out a sigh of his own, pinching the bridge of his nose like the entire exchange had given him a migraine. "Lets... Go somewhere else," Yuki said in way of a statement rather than suggestion. "That way."
When he walked off, ushering for Astra to accompany him, it was deliberately in the opposite direction of where JD had gone. Whenever he saw that boil again, Yuki was sure it would be too soon.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 2:38 am
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