Wrong Answer game!

[Sweet l2emedy]

because time wants my money.
Why do young girls cry?  

[Alucard Belmont Reborn]

BECAUSE I MADE THEM CRY!
Why?  

[Aquamere]

cause you wanted to
what is a monkey's favorite game?  

[FlightlessFae]

Pin the tail on my sister.
Why am I eating flowers?  

[Aquamere]

you believe that their are yummy
why do monkey fly spaceships  

[FlightlessFae]

Because they want to eat the moon of course.
What are the creepy skeletons doing in my closet?  

[The God Filicide]

Exterminating the moths with their bad breath.

Why is my television broken?  

[Aquamere]

because a random viking decide it would be fun to brake it
why is there a cat in my tree?  

[Bad Bigby]

Because I threw it up there.
Why am I flying?  

[Aquamere]

because you forgot how to land
where is my candy?  

[Notte Stella]

The ogre ate it.
Why is my turtle talking?  

[The God Filicide]

That sinister milkman contaminated the last batch with acid.
What happened the last time I was rick-rolled?  

[Aquamere]

you did flips
where is the dino i saw yesterday  

[FlightlessFae]

In my belly
Why is that chicken dressed like a dog?  

[Aquamere]

because it wants to be cool
why are you scared?