Pull up a chair to the bar

[Mr Insanium]

Deppfan Teague

Mr Insanium

Why, Mai Tai is one of the most alcoholic drinks you'll ever drink. It's the end drink to the b*****d on the Beach. First you got the Suffering b*****d. Then you got the Dying b*****d. Then you down the Dead b*****d. And if you're still awake, you get to drink the Mai Tai.

Actually, AMF's (Adios Mother ********) are much worse than Mai Tai's. AMF's are about 95% alcohol- mostly rum. The only part that's not alcohol is a tiny little bit of mix. I'm a pretty decent drinker, and 2 of those leave me completely wasted. Mai Tai's, on hte other hand, are actually quite a bit of orange and pineapple juice, along with grenadine. They also have a single pony shot of triple sec, and a shot and half each of light and dark rum.

I know that, but this one site says that the full b*****d on the Beach is much more alcoholic than the Adios Mother ********.  

[Deppfan]

Mr Insanium

Deppfan Teague

Mr Insanium

Why, Mai Tai is one of the most alcoholic drinks you'll ever drink. It's the end drink to the b*****d on the Beach. First you got the Suffering b*****d. Then you got the Dying b*****d. Then you down the Dead b*****d. And if you're still awake, you get to drink the Mai Tai.

Actually, AMF's (Adios Mother ********) are much worse than Mai Tai's. AMF's are about 95% alcohol- mostly rum. The only part that's not alcohol is a tiny little bit of mix. I'm a pretty decent drinker, and 2 of those leave me completely wasted. Mai Tai's, on hte other hand, are actually quite a bit of orange and pineapple juice, along with grenadine. They also have a single pony shot of triple sec, and a shot and half each of light and dark rum.

I know that, but this one site says that the full b*****d on the Beach is much more alcoholic than the Adios Mother ******** class="clear">

[Mr Insanium]

A Suffering b*****d, a Dying b*****d, a Dead b*****d, and a Mai Tai.  

[Deppfan]

Mr Insanium

A Suffering b*****d, a Dying b*****d, a Dead b*****d, and a Mai Tai.

Oh... it's a series of drinks. Ouch. At that point, just line up some shots. LOL

Speaking of which... Bartender, I'd like a double shot of Jameson.  

[Mr Insanium]

*gives a double shot of Jameson*  

[Deppfan]

::downs the double shot with no chaser:: Ahhhh that's the stuff.  

[Mr Insanium]

Hey, you weren't lying, you are a good drinker. *concocts a Quantum Leap and an Irish Car Bomb* Pick one.  

[Deppfan]

Always wanted to try and Irish Car Bomb  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Can I have a rootbeer and beer?  

[Deppfan]

How about some drinking jokes?

An international beer fair is held in London, England, and representatives from each major beer company are in attendance. It turns out that the reps from Corona, Budwieser, Heineken, and Guiness all know each other, having met at earlier fairs. They all decide to go out to a bar. The Corona rep orders a Corona, the Budweiser rep orders a Bud Light, the Heineken rep orders a Heineken, and the Guiness rep orders a Coke. The bartender looks at him confused, and he replies, "Well, if none of them are drinking beer, I'm not either."  

[Garynook]

silverlum45

Soul of Aqua

Can I have a glass of water?

*drinks her vodka* ...Wuss.

-bashes your head into the bar- shut up.  

[Deppfan]

Soul of Aqua

silverlum45

Soul of Aqua

Can I have a glass of water?

*drinks her vodka* ...Wuss.

-bashes your head into the bar- shut up.

::hands over a large glass of water:: For you, my sweet.  

[Garynook]

Deppfan Teague

Soul of Aqua

silverlum45

Soul of Aqua

Can I have a glass of water?

*drinks her vodka* ...Wuss.

-bashes your head into the bar- shut up.

::hands over a large glass of water:: For you, my sweet.

Violence=reward? yay!!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Ooh, ooh, then may I tutor him in the way of the violence masters?  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Where's my rootbeer and beer? drums fingers on counter in impatience.