Can you make me laugh?Prizes to the people who do!

[Gin The Bard]

The pirate black beard said "Raise the sails" and those in the floor below were left without light razz .  

[angelic bunneh]

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[Xxcrazy in love with u xX]

there was a brunette a Blondy and a redhead. they wanted their wish to be granted. then there was a fairy and the fairy said they have to jump to the other side of the cliff. the brunette wanted to become a whale so she jumped off and became a whale. she had swam away. the redhead wanted to become a bird and she did. she had flew away. then the blondy wanted to become a tiger and she ran so she can jump to the other side. she had tripped and had said "s**t" she became s**t and flew down into the water.  

[Sacred Vows]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

 

[White Rave Dragon]

All I got is one hopefully this will work biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzOoyOOfqM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRDLqSD2vOY  

[slimblackdice]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a guy jumps in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
that guy takes a bath with Bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the guy next door! =)  

[Rako-chii]

hmm......i dont have any jokes but I made ur avi 3nodding
This one is a bit expensive but its really cute whee


Total Value: 16,102,896 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Egyptian Gold Anklet (right)
Egyptian Gold Anklet (left)
Golden Sparkles
Gogh Reed
Cloud
Mythrill Halo
Egyptian Gold Bracelet
Egyptian Gold Armlet
Picolitrosso's Urn
Winged Anklets
Winter Rose
Noel's Gift
Guitar of Angellus
Angelic Pendant
Compass of Seidh 6th Gen
Mana Seed
This one is really cool! whee


Total Value: 6,340,344 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Erik's Masquerade
Winter Rose
Scarlet Rose
Prince of Thieves
Prince of Thieves
Prince of Thieves
Prince of Thieves
Perfect Balance
Thief of Dreams  

[the dark nija]

MY BRAIN NO GET AWAY FROM MY TACO STAY AWAY NO MY PIGGY THE TV FELL MY NOSE THE I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTTER MAN WATEREDED MY GOD GODZILLAS WEARING A TOTO MY CIMINIMINIM THATS WAT SHE SAID
SPAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY NOSE IS A HAPPY LITTLE MONKEY

WOULD YOU LIKE A PIE NO MY CRACKERSPIT BATMAN STAY AWAY FROM MY TACO OR YOU PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

[Nova Highwind]

I post picture.......................

 

[xPRo_Intimidate]

Mr. president
yes MICHELE!
uhh i am here to tell you about the new leader of china
GO ON MICHELE
well as you can see Heu became the president of china ( note: Heu sounds like who )
WELL IM THE ONE ASKING RIGHT MICHELE
thats right mr. president Hei became the president of china
AHH god damnit MICHELE IM ASKING WHO IS!!!!
Heu is.
Michele!!!!
Hei
WHOS THE PRESIDENT!!
Heu
IM ASKING
Heu
TELL ME WHO THE LEADER IS
Heu
AHHH NVM OH LOOK MICHELE I GOT THE NAME AND ITS Heu.
srry sir who is it.  

[Kesc]

-trollface-  

[Poisonous Tea]

Why did the boy fall off his bike?
- 'Cause his mum threw a fridge at him!  

[Xxcrazy in love with u xX]

also-watch how to be ninja and the SHAMWOOHOO!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!
also watch top 60 black ghetto names!!!  

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

Q: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and a tooth fairy walked down the street and saw a $100 dollar bill. who picked it up?

A: The dumb blonde, because the other two don't exist.


another joke!

a blonde walks into a appliance store and ask the manager "can i buy this tv?" and he answered: "no, your a blonde" so she went to a barber and dyed her hair red, then came back and asked the manager again, "can i buy this tv?" and he again said "no your a blonde" so she went back to the barber and shaved all her hair off.
she came back and asked "CAN I BUY THE TV?" and he said "no your a blonde" and she said "i dyed my hair red and shaved it all off, how do you still know i'm a blonde?" and he answered "because that's not a tv, that's a toaster"

ANOTHER JOKE!

3 boys where riding there bikes down the street.
the 1st boys name was shut up, 2nd boys name was manners, and the 3rd boys name was poop. so as they were riding, poop got hit by a car. so the car stopped and talked to shut up. "what's your name?" he asked shut up. "shut up" said shut up. "where are your manners!" the man asked. "over there, picking up poop!" shut up answered

ONE MORE JOKE AND I'M DONE (i think)

this is going to be a short joke:

there is a bar in a forest that owns a magic mirror that if you tell a lie it sucks you in. a brunette walks in the bar and walks over to the mirror and says "i think i'm the prettiest woman in the world" and she got sucked in. a redhead walked in the bar and walked over to the mirror and says "i think i'm the prettiest woman in the world" and she got sucked in. then a blonde walks into the bar and walked over to the mirror and said "i think........." and she got sucked in.



HOPE YOU LIKED THE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pick me!)  

[Radioactive_Beauty351]

Once my cat zippy got scared b/c of the shadow of my tree. he jumped started to slide on the kitchen floor bumping into the cabinet b/c of our kitcehn floor mean while this scared my other cat and he ran and slipped down our step.