What would he/she do?

[Minerva the Bookwyrm]

Hermione would raise her eyebrows in surprise and ask if he lost a bet to Fred and George.

Scenaro:
You get lost and arrive at Muggle centre that recycles various electrical objects.
Person:
Arthur Weasley  

[ScottieBears MiaKitty]

Imagine a kid in a candy store with 100 dollars to spend. That would be Arthur. Seriously.

Ok, here we go:

Scenario:
There is absolutely nothing to eat but Hagrid's cooking, and you're starving.

Person:
Snape.

 

[Minerva the Bookwyrm]

Snape would decide to starve for the day. He doesn't think Voldemort would be too pleased if he broke several of his teeth on a rock cake, and his billowing robes will conceal it if he loses weight.

Scenario:
A howler arrives for you during breakfast in the Great Hall from your mother, who scolds you in front of everyone about owning Playwizard magazines, which you've never owned in your life.
Person:
Percy Weasley  

[ScottieBears MiaKitty]

Die of embarrassment. If that is possible, this is the situation it would happen in. If not, turn bright red and lock himself in the first room he found and stay in there until someone forced him out.

Scenario: Your child is a Squib, but you can't bring yourself to kill him.

Person:
Bellatrix Lestrange

 

[Jedi Knight26]

I think Bellatrix would send him to an orphanage and modify people's memory so they don't remember that she ever had a child that was a squib. Or she would keep him locked up away from prying eyes because she's embarassed about him but still loves him.

Scenario: You end up failing all of your classes and are kicked out of Hogwarts in your sixth year.

Person: Hermione Granger  

[Angels_can_fly2]

I think she would probably be in hysterics for weeks about it, and beg the headmaster to let her come back and re-take the tests.

scenario: You find out that Colin Creevey is madly in love with you.

person: Draco Malfoy

 

[Jedi Knight26]

Oh dear. That is an interesting scenario. I think Malfoy would probably do anything to get rid of Colin.

Scenario: You have to play in the final Quidditch match on the oldest broom Hogwarts has to offer.

Person: Oliver Wood  

[Stanitalene]

I think he would probably try to borrow a better broom or charm his broom in order to make it perform a little better.

Scenario: You have to go on date with Olympe.

Person: Hagrid!  

[Minerva the Bookwyrm]

He'd slick back his hair with smelly stuff and don his hideous moleskin coat. Then, he'd nervous ask the Trio if he looked all right.

Scenario:
You find all of your black robes have been replaced with neon spandex suits. rofl
Person:
Severus  

[Angels_can_fly2]

xD He would probably just transfigure them to look like normal robes, after becoming extremely livid.


Scenario: You find Harry and Ginny snogging in an abandoned classroom.

Person:Rita Skeeter.

 

[Sunnie_prep]

As Rita, I would probably write a article about it.

Scenareo: You just found a de-frizzer that seems perfect, you tried it, now your balder than Voldemort.
Person: Bellatrix Lestrange  

[Angels_can_fly2]

I bet she would buy a wig, or a potion that grows back your hair.


Scenario: You wake up one morning to find that someone has decorated your room with giant paper hearts that all say "I love you sooooo much!" in annoying squeaky voices.

Person: Lord Voldemort

 

[ScottieBears MiaKitty]

I would kill the first person I saw to blow off the steam, sucks to be them, and then I would call all of my Death Eaters into my room and torture them one by one until I found out who did it.

Scenario: You found out that every book on a shelf in the library had been completely blacked out with ink on every page.

Person: Ginny Weasley

 

[Jedi Knight26]

Well, if it was Ginny, I don't think she'd freak out a lot. Now Hermione would be a different story...

Scenario: You have to go to a spa and get your hair all washed and everything like that.

Person: Severus Snape  

[Lune the Looney]

Deal with it, re grease once home >.<
(why would Snape be at a spa?)

Scenario You walk into a house and see several of the, ah, distasteful couples noted in the canon/fanon thread all snoggin, all of them, liplock.

Person? Luna!!