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KatieInTheBox rolled 1 100-sided dice:
26
Total: 26 (1-100)
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 Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:31 am
After a very long and cold winter and in the last week heavy rain I walk outside to get ready to do some gardening, and low and behold, their back! Gnomes, right now with not to much to eat they are munching on some grass root. I quickly seize one my it's leaf like hair. I wind up and fling it over the fence. My Gnome tossing season has officially begun again.
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Grey Gardens rolled 1 100-sided dice:
51
Total: 51 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:11 am
It was a beautiful spring day and I went to pull some weeds and get rid of some very visable stones in my garden. While giving a closer inspection to these large stones I realized one of them was a extremely fat garden gnome!
I pick him up and throw him as hard as I could. Stupid things.
{Can't believe I never played this before!!}
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ScottieBears MiaKitty rolled 1 100-sided dice:
34
Total: 34 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:11 pm
 I'm in the middle of my garden, minding my own business, enjoying the summer breeze and drinking some lemonade while just looking at my beautiful garden. Then, out of the blue, I see a gnome's head pop up out of the ground. He looks at me and laughs! I swear to God the thing laughed at me! I can't control myself, I'm so angry! I storm across the lawn, wrench him up by his neck, and give him a good, hard toss! Guess all that karate paid off...
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SuzelovesJamesPotter rolled 1 100-sided dice:
54
Total: 54 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 4:59 pm
I head out to my backyard when a gnome runs out of my bushes and bites me! I smack it over the head to knock it out cold and fling it out of my yard. Maybe that will teach it now to mess with me.
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KatieInTheBox rolled 1 100-sided dice:
66
Total: 66 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:25 pm
As I am pulling up weeds from my yard, I grab what appears to be a dandelion only to find a Gnome. I jump and toss the thing away and it ends up flying into the next yard. eek
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Grey Gardens rolled 1 100-sided dice:
25
Total: 25 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:02 am
After planting my now beautiful garden, I thought I had seen tomatoes already growing! I went to check on them to only be disappointed to find out they were the little hats from those pesky gnomes! I got so mad that I ripped one out of the ground and flung it as far as I could! twisted
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ShePotterGleek rolled 1 100-sided dice:
17
Total: 17 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:58 pm
There I was reading a book when a bush behind me rustles and a gnome shots out and tries to run past me! Well, I just picked that little gnome-y up, and flung over my fence!
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Aquajade rolled 1 100-sided dice:
42
Total: 42 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:07 am
Ok, so. I was taking an early morning walk, through my garden and, what mistakes my toe for a red cabbage? A nasty, little gnome! I picked it up, and whipped it around, then let go. Boy did that little guy fly. All the way to my neighbors pool. *faint splash* Whoo-hoo! Nothin' but water!
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SuzelovesJamesPotter generated a random number between
1 and 100 ...
3!
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:08 am
I was sitting on my swing reading when the stupid thing tried to take my book. With a swift kick, I knocked it down and then picked it up. With all the strength I have, I chuck it over the fence.
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Grey Gardens rolled 1 100-sided dice:
99
Total: 99 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:24 am
I was sunbathing on my deck when one of these stupid gnomes tried to block my sun! I grabbed him by his little hat, and with all my might, I threw him way over into a field. He can enjoy himself there!
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SuzelovesJamesPotter rolled 1 100-sided dice:
36
Total: 36 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 12:47 pm
Darn that pesky thing! It would leave me alone. It kept missing with my broomstick. I grabbed it up and threw as far as I could.
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Grey Gardens rolled 1 100-sided dice:
72
Total: 72 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:22 am
I was practising some of my spells when a gnome came flying at my wand! I shot out a quick spell and he went flying into the sunset. How nice.
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steeler_fan_7 rolled 1 100-sided dice:
58
Total: 58 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:39 am
I found one eating a potatoe with its back to me. I kicked it then picked it up and made it dizzy then throw it.
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ScottieBears MiaKitty generated a random number between
1 and 100 ...
35!
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:29 pm
 I literally just got them all out of my garden, when two days later, there's a new infestation. And it is new. I haven't seen a single one of these gnomes before. And they are EATING MY SNAPDRAGONS!!!!! I grabbed them all at once, and give them a good, hard toss.
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