[Game] Corrupt Wish Game

[PathlessPlot]

Granted but she turns out to be a psycho and tries to kill you. You barely survive.

I wish my mother didn't hurt so much.  

[buwieshingo]

Granted but she's starts going out with all these stinky, ugly, guys who are attracted to you more than your mother.

I wish my cats wouldn't leave dead mice on my doorstep.  

[koudelkaW]

Your cats no longer leave mice on the doorstep. Instead they leave them on your bed when you're asleep

I wish my laptop would stop freezing  

[buwieshingo]

Granted but it would get so many viruses that you had to buy a used laptop cause you spent so much money on virus protection software you don't have enough to buy a new one.

I wish my dad wasn't so tight about money.  

[Jamie Of Spades]

Another lesson, I didn't get to learn...
Granted but he spends so much money on himself you go broke.

I wish I had a piece of string.

...You're my obsession, I've got nowhere to turn.

 

[PathlessPlot]

Granted, but the string is possesed with a malignant spirit and it tries to strangle you. Don't worry, you survive.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.  

[Jamie Of Spades]

Another lesson, I didn't get to learn...
Granted, you wish for two left feet on one leg, enough said.

I wish I could go to more awesome concerts of bands I love.

...You're my obsession, I've got nowhere to turn.

 

[Wraith_92]

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep

granted, but while you are there you manage to catch the bird flu and you start a world wide pandemic and you die the next day.

I wish i had rubber gloves so i do not get electrocuted again T.T

and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
~Stewart Alsop

 

[koudelkaW]

You get rubber gloves. Unfortunately they are terrible quality and won't stop the electricity. You keep getting shocked.

I wish my parents would stop cooking foods with mashed potato in it (since it makes me ill)  

[TheDisappearingIdiot]

Granted, but instead they start cooking brusselsprouts(sp?) every night, and force you to either eat it or starve. Imagine that: EVERY NIGHT! The horror...

I wish I had a laptop...  

[Wraith_92]

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep

Granted but you have no internet connection and the laptop itself is older than you.

I wish I had nice quality rubber gloves so i no longer get electrocuted(sp?) !! XD

and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
~Stewart Alsop

 

[koudelkaW]

Granted, but the gloves only protect your hands. You instead get electrocuted in your head.

I wish I could play a musical instument  

[Wraith_92]

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep

granted but as soon as you learn to play it your instrument breaks and your finances drop to the point where you cannot buy another ...


I wish that I would stop being electrocuted.

and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
~Stewart Alsop

 

[PathlessPlot]

Granted you instead got struck by lightning. It's different.

I wish that my b/f would change our baby's diapers more often.  

[LadySorcha]

Rebo_Nicky

Granted you instead got struck by lightning. It's different.

I wish that my b/f would change our baby's diapers more often.

Granted, but he starts disposing of them by sticking them to the walls and ceiling.

I wish I had the day off for Halloween.