Dorky Quotes

[luv fish]

'We are the Secks Enforcers. Beware'

 

[RaverCottonCandy]

"Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants biggrin "  

[Sharkie-chan]

"Who are you to judge this ugly, disgusting slime of a person?" surprised

 

[luv fish]

'Go back to your crying, oh, and don't forget your Get Up Kids lunchbox.'

 

[Sharkie-chan]

"How am I supposed to love without you?

 

[Abduct Bone Crazy]

-I do not not never unlike people like you.-

 

[luv fish]

'I swear I saw it, but I just didn't see it.'

 

[Dr. Taffy]

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.  

[Abduct Bone Crazy]

-I was nervous when I saw you. Because I think I know you. But I do not.-

 

[[=Persephone=]]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'you' and 'I' right next to each other, heh, heh" (Family Guy)  

[luv fish]

'I'm to sexy for my computer'

 

[Abduct Bone Crazy]

Futurama- Hey Stop abducting me!



-Steals basketball-
'Hey give it back!'

 

[Dr. Taffy]

n00b : Hay- doo joo no hu u luuk lyke?
Kuka : What? No.
n00b : My nxt Grl Frend!!1!  

[MENTALDK]

"Are you Jamakin? Because your Jamakin' my crazy"  

[Zorestrias]

I was really thirst once and I said this to my friend:

"My throat's a well..."

we both look at each other funny... I continue with:

"... a dry... dry well."