Roger Ravage
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face, wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' like a constipated weiner dog.
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the colour of strained peaches. I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me.
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the colour of strained peaches. I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me.
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
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Then one day I said, "Hey, since you're single now and over 18, wanna see my tits?"