Why Did The Cat Do That?

[jhanez]

because the cat wanted to eat sesame seeds

why did the cat jump out of the river?  

[KBiT]

Because the cat was rescuing a child from drowning

Why did the cat become a world champion Drama Llama racer?  

[jhanez]

because the cat is actually Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron

Why did the cat bite the dog  

[GoldenFraggle]

'Cos the dog jumped out from behind a chair and tried to bite the cat first !

Why did the cat throw hot tea at the mailman ?  

[jhanez]

'cause the cat didn't like the tea and the mailman just happened to be there xd  

[KBiT]

Why did the cat donate to charity?  

[GoldenFraggle]

'Cos he wanted to share the wealth !

Why did the cat bake brownies ?  

[LizzieTheRose]

To poison the mouse.

Why did the cat go on Space Mountain?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

he wanted to get his piucture taken because no one ever wanted to sad .
why did the cat eat my spaghetti?