The most frequently asked question

[Denko]

ChaosTorrent

I'd open up the 360, turn it on, wait till it gets really hot, then melt the PS3 in it. I would then fill the molten PS3 in a bucket and throw it into the water. The geologists will notice the critical increase of epic fail in the immediate vicinity of the island I'm on. Eventually some scientists will come check the situation with their helicopter. I would then kill all the scientists and build a raft out of their bones, a sail out of their skin and a scepter out of their dicks.
Then I'd grab the Wii and sail off to liberty city where I'd call over some hookers, get laid and kill them with my scepter after to steal their moneys. I would then write my testament. The testament would pass on all my legitimely earned moneys to nintendo, the p***s scepter to wayne and the bone raft to the scientist's families. Then I'd set myself on fire, walk in a church and sing Rammstein's Asche as I run towards the priest with a bloody wiimote in my hand.

This post gave me great lulz.  

[String Bassist]

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle {|GameCube|}, Mario Kart Double Dash {|GameCube|}, and uhh...let's see...well, you know, I'd have to cheat and say that one of the systems was a Gameboy SP with a charger, and take either Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town, or Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town. 3nodding  

[String Bassist]

Denko

ChaosTorrent

I'd open up the 360, turn it on, wait till it gets really hot, then melt the PS3 in it. I would then fill the molten PS3 in a bucket and throw it into the water. The geologists will notice the critical increase of epic fail in the immediate vicinity of the island I'm on. Eventually some scientists will come check the situation with their helicopter. I would then kill all the scientists and build a raft out of their bones, a sail out of their skin and a scepter out of their dicks.
Then I'd grab the Wii and sail off to liberty city where I'd call over some hookers, get laid and kill them with my scepter after to steal their moneys. I would then write my testament. The testament would pass on all my legitimely earned moneys to nintendo, the p***s scepter to wayne and the bone raft to the scientist's families. Then I'd set myself on fire, walk in a church and sing Rammstein's Asche as I run towards the priest with a bloody wiimote in my hand.

This post gave me great lulz.

I second that.  

[5ir Psycho 5exy]

Can I pick any three consoles? Cause I'm sure as hell not gonna share an island with an xBox. mad SNES, 64, DS. kthx.

Super Mario All-Stars (anthology, hax), Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon, and a magical Phoenix Wright game that thinks up new cases when you say the magic word: 'OBJECTION!'

Provided that food and weed grow on the island, that would be nothing short of paradise.  

[MaverickDrifter]

-Zephyrotica-

Can I pick any three consoles? Cause I'm sure as hell not gonna share an island with an xBox. mad SNES, 64, DS. kthx.

Super Mario All-Stars (anthology, hax), Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon, and a magical Phoenix Wright game that thinks up new cases when you say the magic word: 'OBJECTION!'

Provided that food and weed grow on the island, that would be nothing short of paradise.

All right, screw the only three consoles, you have all the game consoles (ataris, collecobision, nes, etc.)  

[CodyDudeTm]

Let's see....
Final Fantasy Anthology (Ps) Because it's fun.
Mystical Ninja (Starring Goemon) 2 (N64) Because it's challenging
Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (Wii) Because, well, do I need a reason?
Wait, if you had a wii, couldn't you use the internet to contact some sort of rescue center?  

[The Sexiest Wario]

SNES, PS2, Gamecube
SMRPG, FFX, Mario Cart Double dash.
And I too would need an infinite supply of food and weed.  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

If any of em had a working wireless network I'd s.o.s and while I wait
,Make s**t loads of maps to play on:

Super Smash Bros Brawl
Time Splitters Future Perfect  

[Super Cheesio]

... Depends on if there's internet connection...

If there is, then I wouldn't need any games. I guess Brawl and Animal Crossing to pass the time until I'm rescued thanks to the internet channel.