The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Different...Very.]

She tried to stone me to death. Self-defense, man!

You sicked Medusa on me!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Unless Medusa is what you're calling my flamethrower, then no.

You wanted to change our uniforms to consist of a pink shirt.  

[KBiT]

You'd look good in pink

You hit me with a car!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No I didn't. You just jumped in the way.

You didn't like my diamond sword.  

[Ember Terran]

Well it's very impractical; what's wrong with good ol' steel?  

[KBiT]

I, um... Your honor! I request the court be adjourned until charges are laid against me!

Your thousand-word essay only totalled eight-hundred and forty-seven words. Yes, I counted it!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Well maybe if the topic wasn't so damn boring, maybe I could write something longer!

You rigged my gas grenade!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sabotage is important in combating the enemy.

You tried tampering with my flamethrower.  

[KBiT]

No, you only think I tampered with it, I actually replaced it with a Super Soaker. You squirt!

You took offence to my cunning 'salt in the wound' pun  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Because you're a terrible comedian and you suck! scream

You ruined my chances of snapping pictures of Ember while she's changing her uniform!  

[Ember Terran]

You call it a crime, I call it self-defence

You didn't tell me I forgot to put an accusation last time! ((Sorry KBiT!))  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It was all part of the plan.

You scuffed my boot!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You scuffed all mine.

You tried to pull down my swim trunks!  

[Ember Terran]

*Jaws theme* twisted

You ratted me out to the Beach Patrol  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I AM the beach patrol. They decided to up it since so many people were breaking the rules.

You broke a rule. You must be burned to death.