Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, you need to complete some more missions before you are able to become a full member. Until then, you can only stay out of the lobby while full time members do the exclusive member stuff.

Was that too long of an answer?  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

It's not a Longcat so no.

Why does my head hurt?

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because you were beating it with hammers.


What happens if I drink Drano?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get ran over by a Drano.

Why does it smell like Ice Cream?  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

Becase it is raining.

Have you ever drank one liter or water in one breath?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Yes. I drowned from inhaling it in that breath. 3nodding


Would you rather drown or burn to death?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Burning sounds like it hurts. What am I talking about? It DOES hurt. I've never drowned before, so I think I choose drowning.

Do you think I need a hug?  

[magic_doglover]

no. no i don't.

what is my role?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Your role is to be the dead-pan snarker.

Did you see that?  

[magic_doglover]

you mean the miniature pink elephants blowing bubbles? no, i didn't see them.

who likes Disney?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I do.

Why did doglover come back after a while?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because I made him.


Why do criminals getting the lethal injection get their arm swabbed where the needle goes in?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because it makes it easier to insert the needle.

Why can't we be friends?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because you pooped in my boot.


How are you enjoying your torture?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I like it. I love playing with Kittens.

Will you give me a hug?