The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Take your own life  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

problem: you're out of bubblewrap. crying  

[breaking b r i t t l e]

Go out and buy some more. They're on sale!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Steal it.  

[magic_doglover]

assault your entire body with microwaves until boils sprout all over it, turning your very skin into bubblewrap.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Problem: someone set you on fire.  

[magic_doglover]

jump in a lake.  

[butterfly LaRue]

Set THEM on fire. Misery loves company.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Stand around and slowly burn to death.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Problem: Lady GaGa has stolen a number of random items from your house so she can make an outfit out of them !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ask her nicely to put them back or at least give you credit. Otherwise you will be forced to sue and neither of you want that.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Go after her, knock her to the ground and take the stuff promptly back !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Blow her up.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Problem: Howie Mandel is a very annoying judge on America's Got Talent and he's making the show unwatchable !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Send a letter to the studio that runs the show requesting that he be replaced by a different judge.