Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[KBiT]

In this dimensional plane; you'll find our laws of physics very strict  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

During time of war, go commando... it's 100% effective against underwear riding up.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I suggest investing in deodorizer and stain remover. Lots of it.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Burn people when they are sleeping.... it gives you a better chance to run away.  

[ZazuHelvii]

Turning your underwear inside out can extend the wear time by four weeks.  

[Zphal]

Never trust a fart.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Sometimes, love is all you need.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Don't blast Zpoo, it will stink up the place really badly, and you'll get poo all over the place.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You can keep telling yourself they care, but they really don't. The animals.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Mugging people will eventually come back to haunt you.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Chemicals can help you as long as you don't throw it on yourself.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Wash frequently.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

A wolf's head can still bite when it's head is detached from its body.  

[Zorc James]

Always remember to feed your pets and plants.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Brush and floss at least twice a day for a healthy smile.