The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[magic_doglover]

problem: the air is super dry, and the static keeps building up and shocking you.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Change into something a little less static-y.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

Sucks for you! use your new powers to shock others and make it suck for them instead.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Wear aluminum foil all around your body.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Problem: you are about to be executed in a secret cell by having your throat slashed.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

use your irresistible charm and wit to get the guard to let you out.  

[magic_doglover]

insult the people around you as vilely as you can.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Kill yourself confused  

[magic_doglover]

problem: i have to babysit a slightly unlikeable dog, who doesn't get along with the cat.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Keep the animals separated and make sure the dog knows you're in command.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Sacrifice the cat.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Burn the house down.  

[breaking b r i t t l e]

Problem :: Theres a stalker that keeps calling you on your cellphone OVER AND OVER!!!!  

[ScuroFenice]

block the number and call the police  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Buy a machine gun, trace the caller's location, and go out to kill the mofo.