YO MAMA CONTEST GET FREE GOLD

[oVenom waz here v10]

HitachiinTwinzLuva: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale(weight) it said, "To Be Continued"

HitachiinTwinzLuva: Yo mama so stupid, when yo daddy came in and said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon  

[Mr Jared Ramey]

yo momma so fukin old i told hur to act hur age and da bytch died  

[Lord Yujinma]

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GRABBED A METER STICK TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT!!!  

[Lord Yujinma]

Yo Momma so fat her pant size is: b***h lose some weight  

[Lord Yujinma]

Yo Momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror, he reflection kiled itself  

[1Sugar-Candy5]

yo mama's so fat even Naruto can't believe it ! biggrin  

[1Sugar-Candy5]

Pwned To Pieces

1.Yo mama so dumb, when she saw a bus full of white kids, she said follow that twinkie.

2.Yo mama so fat, even Naruto cant believe it.

3.Yo mama so dumb she got banged by a parked car.


4. Yo mama so fat, when she goes for a walk in the park, the kids say, Mommy mommy I wanna ride that one.

-_-* damn...  

[I Shammy I]

I got 2 of them! yo mama so ugly, that when everybody looked at her, the yelled, NIGHTMARE! Yo mama so fat, when she took a shower, her foot didn't get wet at all!  

[SinfulNekoBot1]

@Slasher: Lolz, funny. :3

Don't laugh at my failure plz. ;w;

Yo mama's so ugly, Micheal Jackson saw her and turned gay  

[flowerswillbloom212]

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

Yo momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money
Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.  

[NaniSeraphina]

yo mama so fat last time i saw her she wasz tryinqq out for the hungry hungry hippo comerical  

[z0xomar]

yo mamas so black when see drinks water she pees out coffee
yo mamas so stuped she got hit by a parked car
yo mamas so stuped she got fired from the m m factory for throwing out all the w's  

[xxDaisy9xx]

Yo mamma is so dumb i told her christmas was right around the corner she went looking for it.

YO mamma so dumb she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.  

[jjlilj95]

Yo mama so stupid she went to pathmark and straved to death
Yo mama so fat i ran around her 2 times and got lost
Yo mama so tall she did a kart wheel and kicked god in the face
Yo mama so ugly when santa claus came down the chemney he said "ho,ho,holy Sh*t
rofl  

[CandiexHolic]

Yo mama is so fat she need 5 chairs to sit on.

Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powder.

Yo mama is so fat it makes Manuel Uribe think he's skinny.
*Note: Manuel Uribe is the fattest and the most heaviest person in the world*

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't even spell the word "Hi"

Yo mama is so lazy she can't even lift up her finger.

Yo mama is so ugly she caused World war II.

Yo mama is so pretty....APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yo mama is so small that even a telescope and a microscope can't see her.

Yo mama is so huge people thought she was the next
*Please do not report me XD*