Lines FF characters will never say

[Captain Glomps]

What would you never expect an FF chaiacter say.

For example

Rikku: No more fun for me

Yuna: I can't be bothered to finish my pilgrimage

Aeris: i wanna be evil

FF 1
You are NOT the Prophesied ones, you are too 8 bit!  

[Jet Saige]

Tifa: Did my breasts get bigger.

((just don't hit."))  

[Zeddicous_Zul_Zorrander]

FFI

Black Mage: i hate magic

White Mage: everyone can just die!

Fighter: swords are crappy!

Thief: thats it i'm not stealling one more thing

Monk: Why am i the only one without a weapon. I want weapons!

Red Mage: Magic and weapons suck. thats it i'm going monk!  

[Captain Glomps]

Cloud: hey wheres my materia? it's gone

every one stares at yuffie

Yuffie: hey it wasn't me
Cid: Dam i lost them gambling on the chocobo races. Cloud your chocobo sucks!
Cloud: now what we meant to kill sephiroth with?
Cid:...... we still have meaningless questions, like why is cait sith so stupid
Cait sith: hey! you know i have a personality disorder  

[Pierre42]

Inside sin with Seymore

Yuna: Screw you guys I'm gonna help Seymore kill everybody.  

[Nel_Zelpher]

FF10, when Tidus is talking to Wakka for the first time.

Tidus thinking: I felt like I could trust this Wakka, so I just had to ask...

Tidus: Dude, is that hairgel?! *Takes a big glob of it and puts it in his own hair*
.....................................................................................................

Seymoure to Lulu, and her retort.

Seymour: Nice boobs, b***h.

Lulu: Nice a**, a**.

.....................................................................................................

When Yuna finishes her sending.

Lulu: There there, don't cry now. *Under her breath* wimp.  

[Nel_Zelpher]

Tifa: I need another boob job. These things are just too tiny.

Aerith: Y'know Sephiroth, you're kinda hot.

Barrett: I pity the fool who do drugs.

Cid: I should really quit smoking.

Aerith: USE A PHOENIX DOWN, DUMBASS!!!!!!  

[Nel_Zelpher]

I'll add to this something an FF character wouldn't do.

After Yuna kisses Seymour and then jumps off the tower, she doesn't summon Valefor.

Hey, I know I'd rather die than kiss him!!!  

[lack-of-originality]

Sephiroth: Hey every one! peace and love!  

[Pierre42]

Sephiroth: "Sword...too heavy" *struggles to lift sword and collapses*
Yuna (anywhere): ********, s**t, crap or any form of swear word  

[Kazumi-Azakura]

Anyone: Tidus! (LMAO)  

[Kazumi-Azakura]

Nel_Zelpher

Tifa: I need another boob job. These things are just too tiny.

Aerith: Y'know Sephiroth, you're kinda hot.

Barrett: I pity the fool who do drugs.

Cid: I should really quit smoking.

Aerith: USE A PHOENIX DOWN, DUMBASS!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AERIS ONE IS SO TRUE!!!  

[Captain Glomps]

Cloud puts Aeris in the river

Aeris: Hey cloud i'm not dead and i can't swim  

[Karn1254]

LMAO! these are truely funny.

uuuhhh how bout...

The scene in ff7 where there sitting on the hill waiting for everyone

Cloud: ...Tifa...

Tifa: ...yes Cloud?...

Cloud: stay hear I need to get something in the airship

*leaves the passionate moment for a minute and enters the airship kitchen*

Vincent: *appears from the shadows* ...hello...cloud...

Cloud: *turns around all shocked like*

Vincent: ...lets just stop the sherade...

Cloud:*blushes* oh fine...I LOVE YOU VINCENT! lets kill Tifa and run away together!

(No I'm not gay its just something that they would never say xd ...or would they? ninja ))  

[Kalile Alako]

(The Tidus one from Balmung really really bugged me throughout the entire freaking game. It bothers me!)

Gogo: I'm hungry. (Or anything, really... he never talks...)

Setzer: I hate opera!

Kefka: Hmm... maybe if we sat down and had a rational conversation...

General Leo: Let's poison Doma!

Gau: *anything in proper English*

Celes: But I'm a general for a mighty army!... I can't sing! ... I could never replace the renowned soprano for a famous opera, that much should be obvious!
(Although she should have said something...)


Tidus: *Anything Intelligent*
Yuna: *anything helpful*
Sephiroth: *anything interesting*