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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:30 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:30 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:03 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:42 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:10 am
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I would climb the tallest tree i could find and enjoy the sights. Then i would go to the home of the people i dislike, find their closet and poop in thier shoes, and shred thier nicest clothes. After that i would find some cat n** go to the local market place and get someone to scratch my ears and purr as loud as i could until someone gave me a nice big fish. Then i would rob a bank and get the other local cats to assist me in carrying the cash to a safe place where i could retirve it later in human form, by promising to buy them a house of thier own and a lifetime supply of tuna. I would then proceed stow away on plane and sneak in to the white house where i would promptly pee in to Bushes soup, and prehaps slip in a few other things too, while the cook was away. Then i would take a nap in the oval office. After that i would take a train ride back home, during the train ride i would befreind the conductor so i could ride up front and watch the world pass by, while getting pamperd. By the time the train arrived in my town it would most likely be evening so i would go this lovley little italian place down the road and sneak in to the kitchen and eat all the jumbo shrimp, fried calimari, and tofu i could until they caught me and chased me out with a broom. Then i would stroll around the neighboorhood and do random cat things like chase imaginary bugs, and tease the dogs that are alwasy mean and kill the local squirrls, and run along the rooftops. After that i would sit on a fence and constanly merow annoyingly until someone threw a can of creamed corn or other food at me, and take it to the bum thats alwasy sleeping under the bridge. Right before i was changed back to human form i would sneak in to a candy factory. So that after i changed back in to a human i could eat all the candy i wanted, until right before the factory opened in the morning and sneak out a window, if i could still fit.
And that is what i would do if i were a cat for a day. Just be glad you didn't ask me what i would do if i were a bird, the list is alot longer and entails making the worlds largest paper mache pineapple useing only "organic" materials.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:13 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:07 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:55 pm
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