VALOR'S GUARD ♙ knights of the swamp [settin' all cool]

[Amorpheous]

blah blah blah blah
knights are cool
they slay dragons  

[Amorpheous]

2/15
knights are cool
dragons are tools

how many more dragon put downs can I come up with????  

[Amorpheous]

3/15
knights defend the swamp
from dragon poop

actually I really like dragons.
that's probably a prerequisite to co-running the dragon tribe.  

[Amorpheous]

4/15

do you know why dragons burn things down?
to make them just as ugly as they are because they can't stand being amongst such beauty.  

[Amorpheous]

5/15

I have no more insults. I am bad at this...
How are we supposed to hype up this rivalry if we're so bad at throwing insults???  

[Amorpheous]

6/15

dum dee dum dee dum

.........

fee fi fo fum
i'm a giant making posts yeah  

[Amorpheous]

7/15

I think my avi is just not serious enough for the tribes I supposedly run.
Oh well-
I would be my avi in real life if I could.
Alas, my hair is not that agreeable, my skin not that sparkly, and my eyes very far away from blue.  

[Amorpheous]

8/15

the great thing about Valor's Guard and Scorch the Earth is that we already own the tribe leaders
things aren't going to get stuck in a holding pattern like End Days...

I must quest harder.  

[Amorpheous]

9/15

yeah I don't have anything more to say now.....  

[Amorpheous]

10/15

I have zero formatting plans
this is a bad idea isn't it?  

[Amorpheous]

11/15

so close yet so far  

[Amorpheous]

12/15

getting closer yes  

[Amorpheous]

13/15

even closer now....  

[Amorpheous]

14/15

yessssss next one is last one  

[Amorpheous]

15/15

Last one!