Wrong Answer game!

[Bad Bigby]

So this is what we're gonna do. So somebody will answer a question in a goofy answer then ask their own question. For example: Person#1: It fell in the toilet. Where are my socks? Person#2: They're in my mouth. What is my name?
Person#3: Bob. What color is my underwear?. Ok and you get the point. I will start!





Where is my tooth?  

[Alucard Belmont Reborn]

I am your tooth!
Who is the current queen of England?  

[Aquamere]

the space alien
where is the spaceship?  

[___-92 Needles-___]

In the nearest panda.
What's the color of his bra?  

[Aquamere]

ghost brains
What is the answer  

[Terra Kirin]

42
How many cookies are in the cookie jar?  

[Aquamere]

10 cookies
what is the aliens favorite color  

[Beloved Soul]

Blurb!
Why is my tongue blue? gonk  

[Aquamere]

cake
where is the monkey?  

[Flawless Charisma]

in yur hair. where are my contacts?  

[lil_t-boz]

on pluto

who is my captor?  

[pushing flowers]

My turtle Fred is.
Where am I?  

[AtomicTaxidermy]

You are stuck in the abyss that is my ocular cavities.

What happens when a cat catches your tongue?

 

[dragondea]

another cat comes along and they play tug-o-war

Why did the giraffe cross the road?  

[AtomicTaxidermy]

To murder the Rhino hitting on his betch.

How does a light bulb diffuse a bomb?