*New Game* The Victimization Thread.

[a quantum of frou frou]

(C'mon fellows, don't be the last one to try it.)

Be victimized by the next person. Know how fun it is! Just describe the victimization you want and the next poster owns to it, then adds his own tear-jerking story. Double posting is considered self-abuse.


Starting off:

The next poster invited me to a wild and zany costume party, but it was really a court hearing concerning my mental competence.  

[Vendaval de la Luz]

(I hope I get how this is suppose to go...)

At least the judge ruled you were OK.

The next poster invited me to a Murder Mystery Dinner. I dressed up in my Holmes-esque outfit and went to the place only to find that, having conspired with my sister, I had, instead, been set-up on a blind date.  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

The date sucked! the guy was self absorbed, had bad B.O., and tried to say you were on a lower level than him.

The next poster invited me to go to an ice cream shop with them but first they took me to the mall and forced me to go into a girly girl clothing store gonk  

[a quantum of frou frou]

i HAD to see you in that bikini . . . eek and the ice cream was good, no? cool

The next poster also felt we had a "thing" going, but decided to spend the night with a good book instead of letting on. And we'd have been SO awesome together. stare  

[R0bot0]

My comics go first, you go like in my hundredth list.

The next poster burned all my comics... I HATE YOU!  

[Vendaval de la Luz]

They were in a box beside the fireplace...I thought they were meant to be burned.

The next poster passed me a reddish jelly bean to try and said it was watermelon so I should like it. Turns out if was from the Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and was NOT watermelon but the VOMIT FLAVORED ONE!!! And knowing full well it was (plus it really did taste like it too. emotion_puke )  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

I wanted to see how you'd react

The next person asked me to help them move a chair but they forgot to mention it was buried behind a lot of junk and other peices of fruniture that were more heavy  

[Cappey-San]

I thought you could use a upper body workout.

The next person bought me a present for my birthday, but the y forgot to mention that they bought it with money from my wallet.  

[Vendaval de la Luz]

I figured you'd like my Medal of Honor games...and I DID make you spaghetti for dinner and no waiting for a table.

The next person took me to a park, then left, saying they were gonna bring me a Coke. When they returned, I took a huge drink only to find they'd brought Pepsi back instead...AND THE VIDEO CAMERA DESERVED TO BE SPRAYED!  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Sorry someone thought it's be funny to put pepsi in the coke machine

The next person took me to a fancy 5 start restaurant and said I could order whatever I wanted, then when the bill came they ditched me with the check  

[Vendaval de la Luz]

I meant to come back and pay for it...my chicken was bad and I was taken straight from the restroom to the hospital for my stomach to be pumped. I told the waiter to tell you.

The next person watched me get my absolute best score in a super lucky set-up at Minesweeper and, when I left to get drinks and snacks, deleted the high scores and told me to just do it again.  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

It should be easy for your since your so good at it

The next person said they had a surprise for me, then handed me an empty chocolate bar wrapper  

[Vendaval de la Luz]

mrgreen Trick instead of treat...yeah...I do that one.

The next person took me shopping. While I was trying on a dress that they insisted on, even though I knew I would never wear it outside the dressing room, they swiped my clothes and took off, leaving me with nothing but the dress and a pair of shoes.  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

There were bugs in your clothes! I had them incinerated

The next person took my to a carnivel, told me to wait on a bench while they went to get a hotdog, then left me there crying