Gals..I set fire to chocolate

[Moxcella]

I took out the Bakers chocolate in the bowl thing it came in [ which clearly said the chocolate was supposed to be microwaved in ] and put in the microwave for thirty seconds. I turned around to pet my dog and give her some food and when i turned around the chocolate was on FIRE! yes i mean actual fire. You had to have been there..
I give up with cooking! I could set fire to a pb&j sandwich while putting on the jelly without even trying! So my big brother came in the kitchen and was like ' Why do i smell burnt chocolate? ' and then he saw me trying to put out the chocolate fire so he grabbed it and threw it in the sink and turned the water and then he said: " That's it,your banned from the kitchen "
So i say,setting things on fire without even trying seems to be my only talent xD
I just don't seem to have the cooking talent that runs thru my family

 

[Testicular Diabeetus]

I cant cook either.
I don't even want to learn, I live off TV dinners and that's it.
=)

 

[BugxNicole]

Maybe you could join the circus!!! You could be "The Fire-starter" because if you can set things to fire on accident, imagine what you could do on purpose!!!!! biggrin  

[Moxcella]

Testicular Diabetes

I cant cook either.
I don't even want to learn, I live off TV dinners and that's it.
=)

TV dinners sounds like the life D:  

[Moxcella]

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Maybe you could join the circus!!! You could be "The Fire-starter" because if you can set things to fire on accident, imagine what you could do on purpose!!!!! biggrin

xD I could only imagine what i could do on purpose  

[gas powered stick]

Lol, don't feel bad about burning the chocolate, Tenshi. My dad has done worse, and he supposedly has years of experiance with cooking. He once set the toaster, literally on fire, just by cooking breadsticks. And he did the same with the microwave, except that time it was only the brownie that he tried to re-heat, that caught on fire. XD

 

[Testicular Diabeetus]

I hate messes, so I eat fruit, veggies and TV dinners.
A lot of stuff is healthier raw anyway.
I also don't eat meat, too costly and greasy. morning star chicken nuggets are great microwaved.
Plus I don't have to worry about fatty grease from deep frying, or the build up of pots and pans.
Cooking sucks.

I only eat the Healthy Choice or Lean Cuisine TV Dinners.

 

[BugxNicole]

Testicular Diabetes

I hate messes, so I eat fruit, veggies and TV dinners.
A lot of stuff is healthier raw anyway.
I also don't eat meat, too costly and greasy. morning star chicken nuggets are great microwaved.
Plus I don't have to worry about fatty grease from deep frying, or the build up of pots and pans.
Cooking sucks.

I only eat the Healthy Choice or Lean Cuisine TV Dinners.

*in gay guy voice* Not just messes, but hot messes dahling. whee  

[BugxNicole]

I set fire to a barbie doll, so what?  

[RosesFallingLikeRain]

I've set fire to Taco shells, cookies, hot dogs, chicken wraps, chicken nuggets and pizza pockets.  

[triggeronix]

same thing happened with taquitos.....it's best not to ask questions.... stare  

[Coridae]

O.O

You have set fire to that which is most holy of all woman kind.

HOW COULD YOU!

 

[Testicular Diabeetus]

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Testicular Diabetes

I hate messes, so I eat fruit, veggies and TV dinners.
A lot of stuff is healthier raw anyway.
I also don't eat meat, too costly and greasy. morning star chicken nuggets are great microwaved.
Plus I don't have to worry about fatty grease from deep frying, or the build up of pots and pans.
Cooking sucks.

I only eat the Healthy Choice or Lean Cuisine TV Dinners.

*in gay guy voice* Not just messes, but hot messes dahling. whee

Oh you know it. cool
You should have seen it when I caught the kitchen on fire.
That was a hot mess.

 

[BugxNicole]

Testicular Diabetes

42-iMpErFeCtLy-pErFeCt-24

Testicular Diabetes

I hate messes, so I eat fruit, veggies and TV dinners.
A lot of stuff is healthier raw anyway.
I also don't eat meat, too costly and greasy. morning star chicken nuggets are great microwaved.
Plus I don't have to worry about fatty grease from deep frying, or the build up of pots and pans.
Cooking sucks.

I only eat the Healthy Choice or Lean Cuisine TV Dinners.

*in gay guy voice* Not just messes, but hot messes dahling. whee

Oh you know it. cool
You should have seen it when I caught the kitchen on fire.
That was a hot mess.

I once blew up and easy-bake oven in my front yard, does that count? lol I love my brother!!! Fire always reminds me of extreme barbies... whee  

[diazinon]

Kaito Tachibana

O.O

You have set fire to that which is most holy of all woman kind.

HOW COULD YOU!

Thank you!
It's not just me thinking that. xD