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 Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:42 pm
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Who wants to be Mordy's Internet Valentine?
Who ever earns my favor and becomes my Valentine will get a sign from Mordy. You get to decide what I'm wearing, where I write your name, and how you want me to pose. I shall decide the winner on the 15th because I have a man to please RL on Valentines day.
How to earn Mordy's favor
1. write her a poem
2. make her laugh
3. beat down your competition
4. just be creative and keep Mordy amused.
Poems written for Mordy
Ohoho, she may have started a war,
Still, we love her ever more,
All this competition over Sith,
That ain't from Star Wars,
I will not have any knowledge to win with,
I don't even know how to drive cars,
This will not be swift, quick or lithe,
But I'm fighting with my life,
I will fight to defend,
Until her hand, will she lend.
by:RosesFallingLikeRain
Mord is on the hunt,
for stupid little cunts.
She'll bash in their heads,
and make sure that they're dead.
She sits on her throne,
and makes all the men groan.
So lets hop in the sack,
and then we will fack.
I promise to be mean,
I'll even make you scream.
Oh Mord how we lowe thee.
By:broken_bleeding_angel
My love for you, so innocent at first
Was something that would make hearts burst
I watched you daily, never being seen
I thought about your body's sheen
Skin so tight, scent so sweet
Holding my breath until we meet
I want your flesh, to taste it's sin
I'll make you mine until the end
Give me your blood, I'll give you mine
My love for you will make me blind
I'll kill in your name, please your desire
Anything for you as long as it's dire
Your names on my wrists, you picture in my heart
I'll make it certion that we'll never be apart
I've got a plan for us, one day you'll see
We'll be so happy and together we'll bleed
Oh how I love you, but I'll never tell
Until the day you see me, then I'll drag you to hell.
By:Namikikyo
Every night I log on my account
Hoping the night conversations amount
To interesting fairs of love and hate
But knowing that they will equate
To nothing but the rancour of life
But tonight I log on to my site
And what do I see now is perfectly right
The Matron know as Mordy appears
Banishing away all my fears
Of a dull night of drivel
The legion of girls who pollute the threads
Mordy comes in and bashes their heads
Now my night is complete
And I can finally go to sleep
Knowing Mordy made things right.
By:SorceressJacklyn
She is well known and sought,
for indeed she is very hot.
Her tongue is as sharp a sword,
She will make you cry "Oh Mord!".
All the girls wish they could be,
as smart and clever as thee.
But they are not,
and you're still hot.
So come and play with me,
and with Azu we'll make it three.
For a secret rendezvous,
is what you and I shall do.
And on this great big internet,
she will make you very wet.
She will make you flood,
and spill all your blood.
Oh Mord how we love thee! <3
By:broken_bleeding_angel
In the morn'
I shall make her coffee,
For Mord,
I shall get her a puppy,
I shall name it FiFi,
I shall ensure,
All her greens are leafy,
All for Mord.
By:RosesFallingLikeRain
Roses are red, violets are blue..
I think I might just have to rape you.
.. MAN SCREW THIS POEM CRAP!!!
._.
By:Eliza Rose
Silent screams fill the air
Blood flashes crimson with flare
Mordy has come to fix this place
I do believe she'll start with your face.
By:SorceressJacklyn
Roses are red,
Mord's victims were beaten to purple,
"I shall win Mord!" Roses said,
Nothing rhymes with 'purple'.
by:RosesFallingLikeRain
People fighting for my favor
RosesFallingLikeRain
broken_bleeding_angel
SorceressJacklyn
Namikikyo
Eliza Rose
n0morenice
Lieutenant Shotgun
AmberElric
CupCakeTerror--X
Xx-Musicaholic-xX
Iceestar
ManiacSpiderDoll13
Special edit: Shot gun is amazing! See page 4 and 7 to see shotgun's epicness.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:48 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:50 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:52 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:07 pm
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Matron Mord Sith RosesFallingLikeRain --Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
*sharpens nails*
Haha! XD
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic-- O: bold! I like ;D --Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
Of course you do XD
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic-- |
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:14 pm
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RosesFallingLikeRain Matron Mord Sith RosesFallingLikeRain --Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
*sharpens nails*
Haha! XD
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic-- O: bold! I like ;D --Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
Of course you do XD
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic--
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:18 pm
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