Favorite Quotes

[Vamps19]

[Pink Pineapple]

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup ;D

Or

I like my coffee like I like my women. Covered in bees.

Smooth <3

he also says: "I like my coffee like I like my women. With a spoon in it."  

[Yami Nosferatu]

i love the whole bit about stonehenge or "one of the biggest henges in the world"
"oh building a henge are we? that's a fantastic idea."
*druids, early transvestites, didnt really get ther shaving together*
"and the welsh are going 'you ******** bastards! you never told us 200 miles! 200 miles in this day and age, i dont even know where i live, now!'"  

[xXMizuki AshiyaXx]

Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands instead of cause if they eat with on hand it would imply that they're chating

Squirrel: Yes i know what you mean i was talking to steve the squirrel from the top branch

But occasionally the squirrels stop and look as if they're thinking

Squirrel: Did I eave the gas on? No I'm a ******** squirrel!!

And then they tuck back into their nut  

[xXMizuki AshiyaXx]

xX-Mizuki Ashiya-Xx

Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands instead of cause if they eat with on hand it would imply that they're chating

Squirrel: Yes i know what you mean i was talking to steve the squirrel from the top branch

But occasionally the squirrels stop and look as if they're thinking

Squirrel: Did I eave the gas on? No I'm a ******** squirrel!!

And then they tuck back into their nut

this is just one of my favorite quotes ive got tons of them. ive actually just about memerised Glorious (on the cd) biggrin  

[Azzuuu]

"Tea and Cake or Death! Tea and Cake or Death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!"

What I accidently did one day though instead of covered in bees I did 'I like my women like I like my bees, covered in honey' I watch/listen to too much Eddie...If there is such a thing.  

[[Jacky_Skellington]]

the romans conquered the greeks and took all of their gods and re-named them with roman names; because the romans had crap gods like Jeff the God of Bisquits and Simon the God of Hairdos  

[[Painted]]

Azzuuu

"Tea and Cake or Death! Tea and Cake or Death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!"

What I accidently did one day though instead of covered in bees I did 'I like my women like I like my bees, covered in honey' I watch/listen to too much Eddie...If there is such a thing.

xDD
You can never listen to too much Eddie!  

[Yami Nosferatu]

[Painted]

Azzuuu

"Tea and Cake or Death! Tea and Cake or Death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!"

What I accidently did one day though instead of covered in bees I did 'I like my women like I like my bees, covered in honey' I watch/listen to too much Eddie...If there is such a thing.

xDD
You can never listen to too much Eddie!

well of course this is true ^^  

[Azazzi]

Come on people, best quote ever

"Do you have a flag?"  

[[-cuteandbeloved-]]

"Thank you for flying Church of England, Cake or Death?"

"Did i leave the gas on...no, because i'm a ******** squerrial"  

[[-cuteandbeloved-]]

"Do you have a flag"

"No flag, no country thems the rules, that i just made up....and i'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the national riffal asosaiation"  

[Lennie the Fish]

"Not even a squirriel with a flute!"  

[Yami Nosferatu]

"The hand over the heart thing, you and the Roman Empire are the only ones who've ever done that, so be very careful. You are the next Roman Empire, you do realize that? So you have orgies and vomitariums to look forward to. Let the President lead the way!"
*sigh* true ^^  

[The Ghoul In Pajamas]

the whole last supper conversation between god and jesus.

"Theyre worshipping cows, who eat their own sick. I dont eat my own sick!"
"yes you do! But before it comes sick."

"they treated me worse than the ******** dinosaurs"

"You knew all the tiiiiiiiimmee!"

"that was pretty surreal of you"

"drink this wine it is my blood"
"But thats thats Vampirism!

etc

"Did you say anything else. after the wine thing, did you say anything else that might screw things up. Forever and ever."
"No"
"nothing about bread"
"yes"
"what did you say"
"I said eat this bread it is my.. favourite! .."

"All right i said it was my body okay."
"thats thats Cannibalism. Youve got Vampirism and Cannibalism right at the beginning gawh"

Its all broken and stuff but yeah heart  

[Lennie the Fish]

"Build up build up build up and then celebrate with teh owrld war! and lose the whole ******** mepire "