New student dorm (taken over for our own nefarious purposes)

[[~Zeku~]]

Borealis

[~Zeku~]

Well after stealing the virginity
of so many innocent children,

I do believe I get beware status.

domokun

You're still semi-innocent, yourself.

Hence semi-innocent.

Fine.
Bore.
stare

Let me rephrase everything.

"Beware of Borealis
and just ignore Zeku.
He means you no harm,
and he comes in peace"

stare  

[Borealis]

A little better. Who's the broad in your signature?  

[some mofo]

*walks in with 2 suitcases, one in each hand*

"Excuse me. Could some one help me find my room?"  

[LQ]

some mofo

*walks in with 2 suitcases, one in each hand*

"Excuse me. Could some one help me find my room?"

Take a left at Albuquerque.  

[[Hiroku]]

Who let in all the grammarless people on the first page? We need to whip these new mods into shape.  

[Borealis]

The mods aren't really doing anything unless I ask them to.

<.<  

[[Hiroku]]

Then make them not mods.

Is the cat a donation item or what?  

[Borealis]

But I like showing favoritism. >.<

Yeah, KiKi's a donation item.  

[[Hiroku]]

Favoritism is for losers. Mod is for responsibles. But if you must, at least deny them mod powers. *poofs feather boa into existence*  

[Borealis]

You already denied them modly powers, dear. And I made an announcement to urge them to do their jobs.  

[[Hiroku]]

And a lovely announcement it is, too. Dare I say...a shiney announcement!  

[Borealis]

You...you...person.  

[[Hiroku]]

Are you hitting on me or something? confused  

[Borealis]

Dear. Why would I hit on you?  

[[Hiroku]]

Why does the Pope bake Jews into little pies and feed them to orphans?