Obama Will Kill Us All

[Nicotine Scream]

Apparently Obama recently purchased over 2 billion plastic bins for coffins. You can fit 3 or 4 bodies in them. That purchase came along with the purchase of 4 million body bags.
Our tax dollars at work huh? What on earth would he be preparing for? A revolution? An apocalypse? More diseases and viruses to be form/mutated/released and kill us all?
Underground living, here I come!  

[Obscurus]

I very much doubt Barack Obama bought all of those things. The DoD on the other hand may have.  

[Nicotine Scream]

Look it up. How many coffin liners did Obama just purchase? Not 1 billion, but 2 billion.  

[Obscurus]

Nicotine Scream

Look it up. How many coffin liners did Obama just purchase? Not 1 billion, but 2 billion.

How 'bout you just link it to me? Why does Obama need two billion coffin liners? There are only 300 million people in the USA. Unless he's going to commit Christian genocide and then respectfully bury them? eek rofl  

[Tsukasa wave]

i also heard he is working with the mole mutants and they plan on blowing up the ocean o-o  

[Nicotine Scream]

So I was off by the number. It's still a big number.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Obama buys millions of coffin liners&sm=3  

[Obscurus]

Nicotine Scream

So I was off by the number. It's still a big number.

]http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Obama buys millions of coffin liners&sm=3

Don't take offense to this but I don't generally accept YouTube videos as evidence for much of anything.  

[Hittin Licks]

He cannot kill me if I kill myself first.  

[Muse_of_the_Soul]

Obscurus

Don't take offense to this but I don't generally accept YouTube videos as evidence for much of anything.

whaat
someone with common sense?
if bush didn't kill us all I doubt obama will
his aim would be all off from holding the gun sideways anyway  

[Lord Sithious]

Hmm... I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that the US may be bankrupt within a few years. Perhaps Obama said to himself "Well, I wonder how people are going to afford burial rights in a recession?" so he decided to buy up in advance so he could give them to people for low prices, or even free, should a recession hit. In fact, since it is the FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY that is supposedly the owners of these, I wonder even more if this is just the US Gov. stocking up while quantities are large, and costs are low. Keep in mind, the US government has spent more money on their military in likely a month, or even a week alone, then they spent on these "coffins".

So why not announce this to the world? Well, they may need more of these "coffins", but if the company making them felt the demand for these things might go up? Well then, up go the prices! The US might be spending a few million dollars on these things right now, if the prices went up they could end up spending a few billion. Not the sort of thing a debt ridden country would want. If this was really about mass murder or genocide, the US government has PLENTY of secret facilities they could hide these things in, and instead they leave them laying around in plain sight, so obvious and unprotected, that now people are walking right up to these things and making videos of them? If the "Illuminati" is somehow behind this, then I'm not worried at all, because anyone dumb enough to leave something that obvious around can't be all that dangerous. XD

Oh, and for the record, the Illuminati was real. About 200 or 300 years ago. Interestingly, they were a group of "enlightened" thinkers who leaned towards what most would say were very liberal ideals, including women's rights and such. Not exactly the kind of people I see trying to make a One World Government. rofl  

[Lord Sithious]

Oh, one other thing, I think someone else may have actually just debunked the whole thing completely, and it had nothing to do with what I said. XD

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Admittedly though, it seems to fit in rather well with why FEMA was attached to the purchasing of such things. People are too desperate in trying to read evil conspiracies into everything. In their search for "truth" they end up blinding themselves with delusions. If you people want to know what is REALLY threatening the world right now, have a look on BBC about what is going on between Russia and the Ukraine, as well as China and just about every country in Asia. If there is anything we should fear at this point, all logic points to a third world war, and China, Russia, and possibly Iran are the most likely instigators. North Korea is just a puppet, and is more likely to be annexed by China then anything. Of course, this must just be what the New World Order wants me to see, right? It's always easier for some people to believe bigger and more complex lies then it is to accept the obvious. I believe Hitler once said something about that ironically. Too bad it's still true to this day.  

[Obscurus]

Lord Sithious

Oh, one other thing, I think someone else may have actually just debunked the whole thing completely, and it had nothing to do with what I said. XD

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Admittedly though, it seems to fit in rather well with why FEMA was attached to the purchasing of such things. People are too desperate in trying to read evil conspiracies into everything. In their search for "truth" they end up blinding themselves with delusions. If you people want to know what is REALLY threatening the world right now, have a look on BBC about what is going on between Russia and the Ukraine, as well as China and just about every country in Asia. If there is anything we should fear at this point, all logic points to a third world war, and China, Russia, and possibly Iran are the most likely instigators. North Korea is just a puppet, and is more likely to be annexed by China then anything. Of course, this must just be what the New World Order wants me to see, right? It's always easier for some people to believe bigger and more complex lies then it is to accept the obvious. I believe Hitler once said something about that ironically. Too bad it's still true to this day.

War is always good for business so at least we got that going for us.  

[Lord Sithious]

Obscurus

War is always good for business so at least we got that going for us.

Too true! XD Still, the companies that seem to benefit the most always end up being the ones making guns. Not sure how the others will fare. Then again, the world could use to lose a few mega corporations. Like Apple. Or Disney. Or just about most US businesses you can name. xp Costco could be a good one to keep around though! Even in Canada they are well loved! 3nodding  

[Captain_Shinzo]

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So I was off by the number. It's still a big number.

So...large]http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Obama buys millions of coffin liners&sm=3

So...large plastic boxes, eh?
PREEEEETTTTTTTTTYYYYY BIG BOXES MAN!
GOTTA BE MADE FOR BODIES!

Watching that video proved to me that those were some really dumb white people.

" When I first heard the term 'casket lining', I thought that these were linings for caskets....but they are too BIG to go inside a casket... "

Yes, so obviously they must be just as coffins.


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Let me explain something real quick. Remember when you said coffin LINER?
That means its the lining for the holes a coffin goes into. A coffin is usually made of traditional wood or other materials that decay. When that happens, the ground collapses and sinks the dirt slightly or pours into the coffin. The keep that from happening, the lining is made to keep the soil from doing that.


So, why are there so many of these and why is the CDC holding onto them?
Simple. These are mass produced just because. People die all the time, so thats just how it is. They have to be stored somewhere. As for why the CDC has them, its mostly for health regulations. Rotting corpses and all aren't really that healthy and neither is polluted, sinking soil. Its just more sanitary and safer.