Oddest Pairing You've Seen?

[Cake Baby]

The oddest pairing I ever came across was Dumbledore/Snape. I couldn't even read past the summary. It totally grossed me out! Snape is so SEXY while Dumbles is just OLD and WRINKLY *shivers in disgust and revulsion* Dumbles in any sort of sexual seitiuation is just wrong  

[[Ren The Ryoko]]

Cake Baby

The oddest pairing I ever came across was Dumbledore/Snape. I couldn't even read past the summary. It totally grossed me out! Snape is so SEXY while Dumbles is just OLD and WRINKLY *shivers in disgust and revulsion* Dumbles in any sort of sexual seitiuation is just wrong

Snape isn't....sexy though.
Alan Rickman? Sure. Sexy man.
Snape?
Nuuuuuuuuuuuu.

 

[Lady DuskLight]

Dudley Dursley and Draco Malfoy.

It was so weirddddddd O.O  

[Lady DuskLight]

Actully.

Scratch That. The weirdest was the Sorting Hat/Hermione. It was floating around tumblr and I unfortunatly read it. It's on Fanfiction.net(mygod) and its under the M rating...I didn't know that the Sorting Hat could do that....

Read it if you can it's kinda entertaining but still creepy as hell.

oh and a Flitwick/Hermione Pairing creeped me. As well as Voldemort/Umbridge.  

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There was a crackfic that had Harry & Umbridge and Snape and Filch. Those were the weirdest ones in there, though there were more... D:

It just wasn't very funny....  

[kabulin]

Lady DuskLight

Actully.

Scratch That. The weirdest was the Sorting Hat/Hermione. It was floating around tumblr and I unfortunatly read it. It's on Fanfiction.net(mygod) and its under the M rating...I didn't know that the Sorting Hat could do that....

Read it if you can it's kinda entertaining but still creepy as hell.

oh and a Flitwick/Hermione Pairing creeped me. As well as Voldemort/Umbridge.

The idea of that is so damn disturbing!!! Cannot not unsee... Don't even want to look it up but that! Just how Hermione is supposed to sneak of with the Sorting Hat! Gosh... I admit it... Maybe I will look that up just to see how the heck that person made it work.  

[Roxie Moxie Sox]

kabulin

Lady DuskLight

Actully.

Scratch That. The weirdest was the Sorting Hat/Hermione. It was floating around tumblr and I unfortunatly read it. It's on Fanfiction.net(mygod) and its under the M rating...I didn't know that the Sorting Hat could do that....

Read it if you can it's kinda entertaining but still creepy as hell.

oh and a Flitwick/Hermione Pairing creeped me. As well as Voldemort/Umbridge.

The idea of that is so damn disturbing!!! Cannot not unsee... Don't even want to look it up but that! Just how Hermione is supposed to sneak of with the Sorting Hat! Gosh... I admit it... Maybe I will look that up just to see how the heck that person made it work.

XDDD I feel like a lot of this is just for the lulz though.

 

[Blood_Fetish]

Giant Squid/Gryffindor Tower

It pains me greatly that I never thought to save that fic, I can't find it anywhere. I used to use it as my definition for squick.  

[starsmaycollide]

Blood_Fetish

Giant Squid/Gryffindor Tower

It pains me greatly that I never thought to save that fic, I can't find it anywhere. I used to use it as my definition for squick.

Oh god, that reminds me of another fic I read: Giant Squid/Harry Potter. From Ron's point of view. D:

I've also seen people joking about the idea of Hagrid/Dobby and I've seen fics for Dudley/Harry. :/  

[Rent_junkie]

I started reading one that was harry/Rodolphus/Rabastan. I've done Harry/Rodolphus before and it's pretty sexy but I've never seen him with both brothers and he was a master and they were slaves. The Lestranges would never stand for that.