Why did you divorce the aay?

[ChimeBell]

She moved to Vegas to become a showgirl, but I failed at the job interview and stayed behind.  

[SoulRIZer]

she liked reading to much~  

[ChimeBell]

There was always a cloud hanging over his head.  

[SoulRIZer]

(im a day dreamer!)

she always talked about authors from the books she read which i have never even heard of before!  

[Skysong the dragon]

No matter how many cookies I made he wouldn't convert to the Dark Side.  

[ChimeBell]

She liked behaving like a tiger and I couldn't stand the scratches anymore.  

[asmindys]

She hoarded all the books ;_;

 

[Miumarie]

Hence her name, she is NOT a log! D:  

[SoulRIZer]

she would not stop talking to her imp(i think they are in a relationship)  

[Miumarie]

He thought I was cheating on him with my imp! D:  

[Rennity]

She was always blue, even when i offered cookies D:  

[Elemental Doll]

She would always carry a balloon.
(Not a fan of balloons at all. xD)

 

[Rennity]

She hated my balloon !
(Well I can't really say i hate them, or like them)

 

[ChimeBell]

Her unlimited powers as a goddess got on my nerves. Have you ever been married to someone whose always better at everything?  

[Gouki Zusaki]

Smells weird.