Do I look like I'm in Major Case? (a CI-kinda photo)

[LadyDorian]

No, the gun is not real. I like how my bf's mom got caught in the background of this impulsive photo.

I think I'll title it "Law & Order: Kitchen Protection Unit", which would make me in the Major Kitchen Squad xp blaugh  

[Insignificant Observer]

Beauty even greater than the sun

Yes, actually you do!

... Much too pretty to live  

[LadyDorian]

Hehe, thanks!
Sometimes in work I'll answer my desk phone with, "Major Case, Detective Alesiani speaking"...but only when it's someone I know that's calling me ^__^