Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[Reese_Roper]

Hermione: I don't know. I'm not sure we should go to class.

Ron: Yes. Instead we should run away and join the Save the Spiders Movement.

Harry: Or maybe we should go and live with my aunt and uncle. They're just so nice.

 

[luvangel_993]

Hermione: Come on Harry, let's skip class.
Harry: I can't miss today's Potions lesson!!
Ron: Hermione, there's a spider on you shoulder. I'll get it *picks spider off & let's it crawl around on his hand*  

[Angilwingz]

Neville: It says here to send in bad memories. I'm going to send a letter about my parents in St. Mungos and win a prize!

Luna: Is that an episode of the Quibbler you're reading? Such rubbish. Put it down.  

[Hope Maxime Hagrid]

Slughorn: I think today I will give away all of my candy pineapple, smoking jackets, and other valuables to the poor and needy. Then, I will go pleadge my aligence to the Order of the Phoneix. And, finally, I think I will have lunch with Ron, Luna, and Nevile....Go away McClaggin, why don't you!?

 

[Lady Courtney]

Madame Pomfrey: Go ahead and play with the dementors. I'm sure they're very nice.  

[Angilwingz]

Fairy_Tale_Princess

Madame Pomfrey: Go ahead and play with the dementors. I'm sure they're very nice.

rofl That sounds like some bad outcome.  

[Lady Courtney]

Angilwingz

Fairy_Tale_Princess

Madame Pomfrey: Go ahead and play with the dementors. I'm sure they're very nice.

rofl That sounds like some bad outcome.

Oh it just has to be. biggrin It was either dementors or dragons rofl  

[lizzieangel]

Hagrid looks at Norbert: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
ITS A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HATE DRAGONS! IN FACT I HATE ALL ANIMALS.  

[Lady Courtney]

Sirius: Harry, I'm not sure I should go out in public with you at all. There's a slight chance I might be seen and I do want to catch up with mother.  

[lizzieangel]

Hermionie: When I leave school, I want to have fun in jail.
Ron: When I leave school, Im going to marry Luna.
Harry: When I leave school, I'm going to burn my firebolt.  

[Survivor_Fanatic]

Harry: "OMG, we're going to be late for Sex-Ed class. We're learning about STD's today!"  

[lizzieangel]

Survivor_Fanatic

Harry: "OMG, we're going to be late for Sex-Ed class. We're learning about STD's today!"

Hee hee thats a good one.  

[Angilwingz]

Snape: It's nakie time!  

[lizzieangel]

Professor McGonnagall - Don't worry about getting the house cup this year, just play some pranks and have fun instead!  

[Schizophrenic Spork]

Pettigrew: You know Voldy-shorts, I'm rather tired of working for you. I shall be the next dark lord! Avada Kedavra! All shall love me and despair!
Voldemort: *wimper*