Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[Celestial Archer]

Sirius: No Harry don't save me from the Dementors Kiss, I like it sweatdrop  

[Celestial Archer]

Draco: I'm not a Death Eater I swear, and neither is my father  

[Hallucination Angel]

eek

Remus: Sirius I have something to tell you
Sirius: Is it that you want to admit your undying love for me and then I'll say I love you to so THEN we run off and live happily ever after?
Remus: No, but that was going to be the second thing I was going to say.
Sirius: What was the first?
Remus: Harry and Hermione are making out in the closet.
Sirius: *twitches* Um ok then? *grabs Remus' wrist and walks out of the room*

surprised  

[Hallucination Angel]

I scared everybody away XD  

[Damned to the beginning]

Haha that was disturbing but funny  

[Damned to the beginning]

Ron: Harry lets go into the forbidden forest and visit the giant spiders! I missed them when we left last time.  

[Crimson Tweety]

dumbledor:its nakie time!
(ok so i stole it from the potter puppet pals...so what)  

[Angilwingz]

Draco: We shouldn't be insulting the mudbloods, we should be spreading peace and love! *Throws flowers.*  

[KTweirdchick]

Draco: You know what? Screw you Voldie! ::punches Voldemort in the...er...slits...:: I'm not doing jack diddly squat for you anymore, ya' freak show! Have you no soul? Woops ::sarcastically:: you don't really have all of one, do you??? xp  

[KTweirdchick]

exclaim Which brings me to...

Voldemort: at a help meeting My name is Voldemort.
Rest of Group: Hello Voldemort
Voldemort: And I sniff have ripped my sould into seven peices...burts into tears  

[Angilwingz]

Voldemort: soul for sale...only $3.99 a piece.  

[Mellannen]

harry and ron are studying in common room

Ron: Harry, do you think Hermione will find out?
Harry: find out what?
Ron: About us....  

[Mellannen]

Petunia: Now Dudders, what do you want to be for Hallow's Eve this year?
Dudley: Harry Potter!

 

[()Gaiagirl()]

Hagrid: I accidentally shot Fang with my crossbow yesterday in the Forbidden Forest. He's dead now. I think the centaurs ate him. Oh well, I can always get another dog.....

[That was sad. x_x Good thing Hagrid would NEVER say that.. and centaurs wouldn't eat a dead dog. XP]  

[Mellannen]

Draco: I'm not a real blonde.