Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[KTweirdchick]

I think this is pretty self explanitory...
I'll start...

Mafalda

Hermione to Weasleys, Harry, Nevile, and (for some reason) Luna: Hey guys! I just heard about this killer party! C'mon, let's go! It'll be fun!
Fred: I don't know Hermione
George: It sounds awfully risky
Fred: What is we were to get caught?
George: We'd get into trouble
Fred: or cause an inconvenience to that wonderful care-taker, Mr. Filtch
Hermione: O come on, we wont get into trouble, and if so, who cares?
George: Well, Mr. Filtch will have to go through all that paper work
Fred: and we could lose house points
Nevile: I think it's a great idea! Let's go!
Harry: Naa, let's stay here, I want to do some extra study into our last potions lesson...
Ron *looking misty eyed over at Harry*: Yea, let's stay...it's nice and cozy here
Harry *not noticing Ron's misty eyes*: Hermione can I have my notes from Professor Snapes class back?
Hermione: I'm not done copying them...
Ron *looking eager to get Harry's Attention*: You can have mine!
Hermione *snatches it*: Why are there little hearts all over it? and are those glasses and lightening bolts on there?
Ron*turning red, takes them back*: I'm going to go to bed...*looks imploreingly over to Harry*
Harry*still oblivious as he pores over Ron's heart strewn notes*: OK, you do that
Ron *furry boils up and leaves in a teary temper*
Harry *oblivious, still looking at notes*
Hermione: Well, fine then...Harry can I use your cloak to go look for a Blubbering Humdinger or a Krumple Horned Snorkack(SP)
Lunna *exasperated and bossy looking, over her book, Hogwarts: a History*: How many times do I have to tell you, you silly girl! They don't exsist!
Hermione: *sigh*
Harry: Do you think Professor Snape would let me stay after class and brew up extra potions for fun?

(No, they definately don't have to be this long, I just tend to ramble...)

[Originally made by o0Pinkie0o...]

 

[KTweirdchick]

No takers?

Well then how about:
Harry-"Snape, what muscular arms you have..."

 

[babyshady]

Fred- Oh Luna, you look so pretty domokun

 

[blindcarboncopy]

Voldemort: *dances the Funky Chicken*

 

[Angilwingz]

Draco: I still wet the bed.  

[KTweirdchick]

Angilwingz

Draco: I still wet the bed.

xd
soo funny...

 

[Crimson Tweety]

Fred:george...why do we prank anyways?
George:uhm....because we love the attention and we secretly hate ourselves
either that or were just not smart enough for anything else ninja
(mmk that sucked...)  

[()Gaiagirl()]

Snape: No, actually Harry.. your potion isn't supposed to be orange. Nice try, though. 70 points to Griffindor for a great effort.  

[()Gaiagirl()]

Mr. Wesley: What was that Ron? You want to go figure out how to work a television? No, no. Why would I want to do something so stupid, and boring like that? I hate Muggle things. *glares icely at Ron until he leaves*  

[()Gaiagirl()]

Crookshanks: Woof.  

[babyshady]

()Gaiagirl()

Crookshanks: Woof.

HAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA! wow this one made me laugh

 

[KTweirdchick]

Vernom Dursely: My other car is a Firebolt

 

[()Gaiagirl()]

Ooh, you gave me an idea!

Dudley: Oh, no thank you mother. I don't want anymore vegetables, but they were delicious! Say, after dinner can we go upstairs and clean out my bedroom and give some of my old toys to charity? Did you know that there are milions of poor children in the world?  

[KTweirdchick]

Voldemort: You know what, I'm sick of being evil...I mean look at me? I'm hot! I should hit the culbs man! I know a good gay bar near here...

 

[Angilwingz]

xp

Hermione: No homework tonight boy boys. Tonight we party! *Removes top.*