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You: So, what do you think of Lucius?
snapeybot: He wears black velvet in the summertime.
Sometimes I worry about the man.
You: Do you have any feelings for him?
snapeybot: Yes, I have feelings about a great deal of
things, and I am not afraid to express them like my
boyfriend sometimes is.
You: Who is your boyfriend?
snapeybot: My dating habit's are really none of your
business.
You: Is it Lucius?
snapeybot: Occasionally he allows me to brush his hair.
snapeybot: He wears black velvet in the summertime.
Sometimes I worry about the man.
You: Do you have any feelings for him?
snapeybot: Yes, I have feelings about a great deal of
things, and I am not afraid to express them like my
boyfriend sometimes is.
You: Who is your boyfriend?
snapeybot: My dating habit's are really none of your
business.
You: Is it Lucius?
snapeybot: Occasionally he allows me to brush his hair.
The brushing his hair part made me laugh.