Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[lcePrincess]

Hedwig: Meow, Meow  

[KleineAnanas]

Neville: *in exasperated voice* Come on Hermione, must I always remind you to do your homework?!
Hermione: Hang on a tic..gotta find my Remembrall (sp?) it seems I've misplaced it..  

[juuniji]

Draco: *grabs Hermione's hand and gets down on one knee* Marry me?
Hermione: Yes! *kisses him*
 

[Alienor Kaze]

Hermione: I am SOOOO perfect! I have the perfect body, and I used to be a raggedy, but then I went off to another country and made myself more beautiful and now nobody can take their eyes off me! Oooh, and did I tell you that I'm still number one in the whole school and that I was headgirl, and that I can do wordless, wandless, magic... AND I've suddenly fallen in love with Draco? Yes, I killed Harry and Ron and joined the dark side!

*the annoying fics... rolleyes *  

[katkepin]

Pansy: Crabbe, Goyle, and my dear Draco, I have a confession to make. I'm in love with HARRY POTTER!!!!! Would ya mind not telling Voldy, though?  

[lcePrincess]

Lucius Malfoy: (looking around Hagrid's hut) You call this a house... I call it a mansion! Can I please buy it from you and move in right away?  

[KTweirdchick]

*Draco in front of his bedroom mirror, with his shirt off (girls all swoon), and muggle jeans on...he begins to sing*

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy, it hurts...

*begins flexing his extremely pale arms and stomach in the mirror*

 

[cyniclee]

Voldemort sitting picking petals off a flower and thinking about Harry: "He loves me...He loves me not......He loves me.....He loves me not..."  

[Falling upwards]

Snape: I wish to support cooperation and harmony between the houses.  

[Evil_Excel]

Draco: *grabs Harry's hand and gets down on one knee* Marry me?
Harry: Yes! *kisses him*

rofl MWHAHAHAHA  

[Angilwingz]

Minerva Mcgonagal: Now class, sit down, there's no need to panic. What's that? You say there's a troll in the building? Ok you guys are on your own. *Runs out screaming.*  

[lizzieangel]

Dumbledore: Harry, Voldemort will kill you. You are doomed give up now!  

[Evil_Excel]

Snape: *ahem*
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!  

[lizzieangel]

Ron to Hermionie: I need to tell you something...
Hermionie: What?
Ron: I love Vincent and Gregory.
Hermionie: Who?
Ron: We used to call them Crabbe and Goyle.
Hermionie: Yeah, I have a crush on them too.  

[Evil_Excel]

Snape: Oh my god did you see harry! He's like so fine!