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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:32 am
Arthur Weasley, coming home from a long day at work: Molly, I hate working in this damned Department for The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts! I can't stand it anymore, I plan to quit tomorrow whether you like it or not! I've decided to go live in Albania for a while, see if I can stir up any trouble there. twisted
Molly Weasley, responds back, in a whisper: Oh, okay, dear. I don't have a problem with that. You go do what's best for you, forget you have a family for a couple months. We won't manage to keep food on the table without you but, if you think it's best for you go ahead. I want you to. *Smiles*
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:38 am
Voldemort: "Does this robe make me look fat?"
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:15 pm
voldermort: would you like some tea dumbledore dumbledore : yes old pal voldermort: this is good tea.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:20 pm
dumbledore: being evil is fun you should try it sometime voldermort: no way i like being good. i am going to go apply to be headmaster at hogworts. dumbledore: you do that. now to carry out my plan of concuring the world. voldermort: good luck with that ''walking away'' dumbledore: you'll see you will all see. you will bow down to me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:41 am
Hermione: Oh, I can't stand it! Ron: Can't stand what? Hermione: This burning love I feel in such secret! Ron: Oh, my beautiful Hermione!! You can tell me! Hermione: I'M IN LOVE WITH GINNY!!! Ron: WHA.. BUT.. O: o.O D: ...................................................
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:43 pm
Umbridge: Minister, I know you don't approve, but, well, Grawp and I are getting married. Fudge: By all means, do. In fact, consider your honeymoon already started. Just don't come back to work for a while. Thank god, I'm getting rid of that HAG finally!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:01 am
!Emily_Luv! Umbridge: Minister, I know you don't approve, but, well, Grawp and I are getting married. Fudge: By all means, do. In fact, consider your honeymoon already started. Just don't come back to work for a while. Thank god, I'm getting rid of that HAG finally!!! (LOL!!!)
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:22 pm
Vernon: Have some more roast Harry!
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:46 am
Dudley: Oh, here, Dad, let me take those heavy suit-cases upstairs for you, and I decided that I want to sleep outside even though it's raining to become one with Mother Nature. My dear brother Harry can sleep in my room from now on.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:48 pm
McGonagall: No homework this week!
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:54 pm
Fenir Greyback: God no, I don't want any meat. I'm completely vegan. Why would you ask ME?
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:30 am
Lucius: Arthur.....I've never notice how your hair glissens in the sunlight....
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:00 pm
[harrys mom]
take the boy. twisted
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:17 pm
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