Things the Characters Would Never Say...

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Arthur Weasley, coming home from a long day at work: Molly, I hate working in this damned Department for The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts! I can't stand it anymore, I plan to quit tomorrow whether you like it or not! I've decided to go live in Albania for a while, see if I can stir up any trouble there. twisted

Molly Weasley, responds back, in a whisper: Oh, okay, dear. I don't have a problem with that. You go do what's best for you, forget you have a family for a couple months. We won't manage to keep food on the table without you but, if you think it's best for you go ahead. I want you to. *Smiles*

 

[Angilwingz]

Voldemort: "Does this robe make me look fat?"  

[thomlina]

voldermort: would you like some tea dumbledore
dumbledore : yes old pal
voldermort: this is good tea.  

[thomlina]

dumbledore: being evil is fun you should try it sometime
voldermort: no way i like being good. i am going to go apply to be headmaster at hogworts.
dumbledore: you do that. now to carry out my plan of concuring the world.
voldermort: good luck with that ''walking away''
dumbledore: you'll see you will all see. you will bow down to me.  

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Hermione: Oh, I can't stand it!
Ron: Can't stand what?
Hermione: This burning love I feel in such secret!
Ron: Oh, my beautiful Hermione!! You can tell me!
Hermione: I'M IN LOVE WITH GINNY!!!
Ron: WHA.. BUT.. O: o.O D: ...................................................

 

[!Emily_Luv!]

Umbridge: Minister, I know you don't approve, but, well, Grawp and I are getting married.
Fudge: By all means, do. In fact, consider your honeymoon already started. Just don't come back to work for a while. Thank god, I'm getting rid of that HAG finally!!!  

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!Emily_Luv!

Umbridge: Minister, I know you don't approve, but, well, Grawp and I are getting married.
Fudge: By all means, do. In fact, consider your honeymoon already started. Just don't come back to work for a while. Thank god, I'm getting rid of that HAG finally!!!

(LOL!!!)  

[Vala Mckay]

Vernon: Have some more roast Harry!

 

[LovableSan]

Dudley: Oh, here, Dad, let me take those heavy suit-cases upstairs for you, and I decided that I want to sleep outside even though it's raining to become one with Mother Nature. My dear brother Harry can sleep in my room from now on.

 

[weasleys-girl46]

Crookshanks: *woof*  

[caneriva]

McGonagall: No homework this week!

 

[!Emily_Luv!]

Fenir Greyback: God no, I don't want any meat. I'm completely vegan. Why would you ask ME?  

[ShadowedPromises]

Lucius: Arthur.....I've never notice how your hair glissens in the sunlight....  

[xxpotterluvxx]

[harrys mom]

take the boy. twisted  

[Megs784]

Voldemort: I love you!