Why did you divorce the aay?

[iBobby Dillon MULE]

Well I didn't...I mean I wouldn't mrgreen  

[asmindys]

He had a weird fetish for rabbits.

 

[Brannyh]

Had something against people who have a weird fetish for rabbits.  

[Miumarie]

His bunny got rabies and bit my mother. o.o;  

[asmindys]

She was too good for me ;_;

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

She spent too much time getting herself ready every morning.  

[SoulRIZer]

lol....just not my type...  

[asmindys]

The passion just wasn't there anymore.

 

[Miumarie]

I was too good for her, I realized that after our second marriage! ;O  

[SoulRIZer]

she was just too sparkly...

second??!  

[thetenthsense]

I think I was too loving and clingy >.>

 

[SoulRIZer]

she has loves around her...and a moving pic on her post...

not that i care...  

[asmindys]

He continues to get into relationships with me, and I fall for it every time.

 

[Skapocalypse]

Her hat is way toshiny. >:l  

[asmindys]

He never washed what little clothes he had.