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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 7:57 pm
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:31 am
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:43 am
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A man Walks into a bar. The Bartender says to the man,"There's a promotion going on. See that horse there? Make him laugh and i'll give you free beer for the rest of your stay." The man walks over to the horse, whispers something in his ear, and then the horse starts laughing. The next day, the man came back, and the bartender said to him,"I've got another offer for ya'. Make the horse cry and i'll give you free beer for the rest of your stay". The man walked over to the horse, made him look down, and the horse started to cry. The bartender asked the man as he was taking a swig of his beer,"How'd ya' do it?" The man then said,"To make him laugh, i told him my p***s was bigger than his, to make him cry, i showed it to him." The end. biggrin
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 4:23 pm
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ok here is one A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods when they trip over a magic lamp. The genie pops out of the lamp and stops them both. He says, "I don't know who called me out so I'll give you each three wishes."
The bear and rabbit both start thinking about their wishes and the bear looks at the genie and says. "Start with my wish! I want all the bears in this forest, except me, to be Females."
The genie nods and says, "I can do that." and poof all the other bears in the forest are Females.
The rabbit says, "Me next! I want a motor scooter my size."
The genie says," Alright two more." and magics out a little white scooter.
The bear says, "If you can make all the bears in this forest female, can't you the the whole country, except for me?"
The genie says, "Yeah, I can do that." and with a nod every other bear in the country turns into a female.
The rabbit looks up and says, "I'd like a little rabbit helmet please."
"Sure!" the genie exclaims and opens his hand. with a little helmet in the middle.
The bear, getting excited says, "ALL the bears in the world except for me! can you make them ALL Female?"
"Alright, but that's your last wish." and every bear including polar bears and pandas magically turn into females.
The rabbit gets into his scooter, puts on his helmet and starts the engine. He looks at the genie and says, "I wish this bear was gay."
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 4:31 pm
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melonie-lafever ok here is one A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods when they trip over a magic lamp. The genie pops out of the lamp and stops them both. He says, "I don't know who called me out so I'll give you each three wishes." The bear and rabbit both start thinking about their wishes and the bear looks at the genie and says. "Start with my wish! I want all the bears in this forest, except me, to be Females." The genie nods and says, "I can do that." and poof all the other bears in the forest are Females. The rabbit says, "Me next! I want a motor scooter my size." The genie says," Alright two more." and magics out a little white scooter. The bear says, "If you can make all the bears in this forest female, can't you the the whole country, except for me?" The genie says, "Yeah, I can do that." and with a nod every other bear in the country turns into a female. The rabbit looks up and says, "I'd like a little rabbit helmet please." "Sure!" the genie exclaims and opens his hand. with a little helmet in the middle. The bear, getting excited says, "ALL the bears in the world except for me! can you make them ALL Female?" "Alright, but that's your last wish." and every bear including polar bears and pandas magically turn into females. The rabbit gets into his scooter, puts on his helmet and starts the engine. He looks at the genie and says, "I wish this bear was gay."
OMG! i almost died laughing rofl
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 4:33 pm
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