Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[Mellannen]

Goyle: Hurry up, Crabbe. Lady's Only opens in five minutes!  

[KTweirdchick]

()Gaiagirl()

Hagrid: I accidentally shot Fang with my crossbow yesterday in the Forbidden Forest. He's dead now. I think the centaurs ate him. Oh well, I can always get another dog.....

[That was sad. x_x Good thing Hagrid would NEVER say that.. and centaurs wouldn't eat a dead dog. XP]

Are you implying that centaurs would eat a live dog???
sweatdrop

 

[KTweirdchick]

I can't help myself...I just loved this so much...I made a Guild Banner out of it for bob's sake...

 

[Angilwingz]

Voldemort: Oh no! I lost my teddy bear..now I'll never get a good night's sleep.  

[XJapanesexSugarX]

Hermione: does this dress show enough clevage??  

[Miss TJ]

Oliver wood: Me?! play Quidditch... never, a real man knits!  

[vivacious_red]

The Setting is a huge New York performing arts theatre, out in front the theatre, the streets are filled with posters and signs thats say...

Quote:

Tonight Only Come See Severus Snape in his portrayal as Oddete, in the Great ballet, SWAN LAKE

Cut to Snape dancing aroung the stage beautifully in a tutu.  

[KTweirdchick]

vivacious_red

The Setting is a huge New York performing arts theatre, out in front the theatre, the streets are filled with posters and signs thats say...

Quote:

Tonight Only Come See Severus Snape in his portrayal as Oddete, in the Great ballet, SWAN LAKE

Cut to Snape dancing aroung the stage beautifully in a tutu.

hehehe...

 

[KTweirdchick]

RavensSong

Oliver wood: Me?! play Quidditch... never, a real man knits!

^Continues...

Wood: 'cmon Dumbledore, I got some kick a** kniting patterns I want to show you. There's these chevrons, they're a pain  

[KTweirdchick]

Angilwingz

Voldemort: Oh no! I lost my teddy bear..now I'll never get a good night's sleep.

^I always thought Voldie was more of a Nigh' Nights man...
(it's what I've always called my blanky, my grandma made it, 3 so far...I still sleep with the newest one too...)
redface

 

[vivacious_red]

**Poof** I have now changed mine to a things that the characters would never do post**
::Harry casually walks into the Ministry of Magic to have a meeting with the Minister::

(In the Minister's Office)
Harry: ::draws his wand:: Alright, I want you to get me ALL of the Chocolate frogs in the land!!
Minister: ::shakes his head in disbelief::
Harry: I mean it!
Minister: No.
Harry: Well, can't I at least get something for defeating the Dark Lord? This Pen maybe...
Minister: No.
Harry: Fine! See if I ever do anything for you again! ::storms out of the office like a little girl throwing a temper tantrum::  

[KTweirdchick]

vivacious_red

**Poof** I have now changed mine to a things that the characters would never do post**
::Harry casually walks into the Ministry of Magic to have a meeting with the Minister::

(In the Minister's Office)
Harry: ::draws his wand:: Alright, I want you to get me ALL of the Chocolate frogs in the land!!
Minister: ::shakes his head in disbelief::
Harry: I mean it!
Minister: No.
Harry: Well, can't I at least get something for defeating the Dark Lord? This Pen maybe...
Minister: No.
Harry: Fine! See if I ever do anything for you again! ::storms out of the office like a little girl throwing a temper tantrum::

xd
Sorry off topic quote, but it really reminded me of this...
"I am going on a hunger-strike...
You gonna eat that stapler?"
"Well, no, sir. You can eat a-"
"You wanna split it?"
biggrin

 

[sparklingbutterfly]

vivacious_red

The Setting is a huge New York performing arts theatre, out in front the theatre, the streets are filled with posters and signs thats say...

Quote:

Tonight Only Come See Severus Snape in his portrayal as Oddete, in the Great ballet, SWAN LAKE

Cut to Snape dancing aroung the stage beautifully in a tutu.

hehehehehe  

[Miss TJ]

Ron talking to Harry:

Well Harry I've given up my dreams of playing Quidditch for my new one..... I'm going to save the spiders of the world!  

[vivacious_red]

Dear Mr. Potter,

We are delighted to inform you that you have been denied from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. If you HAD been excepted then we would have taken you away from your residence where you are often abused and starved for 'mysterious' occurances that by others would be seen as magic, but we are deciding to cast a blind eye to and dismiss it as "coincidences'. You could have most likely grown to become the greatest wizard of all time, but we have decided to deprive you of that just because we can. At school you could have made the first friends you would have ever had, but now that you aren't going because we won't let you come you will probably never make a real friend ever in your continuously and progressivly more miserable life ::cheesy smile::. If you are wondering why you weren't excepted just remember that it was probably all your fault, and then also because we just can.

Your, would-have-been, Deputy Headmistress,
Minerva McGonagal

P.S. Oh yeah, and about your parents, that car crash...well we'll just let you figure that out for yourself. Tootles!