Spam Thread~because we need one

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*The explosion causes the jet ski to go faster and up a ramp, while Jack does flips and tricks* HA! Whoever said I would kill myself doing this should shoot themselves now! *lands and does a few donuts before the jet ski runs out of gas*....Awww....oh well.  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

Penguin Kingpin: US PENGUINS DO NOT RESOLVE THINGS PEACEFULLY! ATTACK!

::All of the penguins took out assault rifles from nowhere and began shooting at The General, and he took their bullets until he finally used his awesome laser vision on them and slaughtered them all.::

"Oh, crap again!"

::He fell to his knees, practically blinded. A red aura surrounded him which would slowly heal him.::

"Damn those penguins..."  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*is suddenly teleported to the south pole*
huh...wha...Oh hey General, want to go on a quest for high adventure, gold, new lands, monsters, and all sorts of wacky mishappenings?  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

"Sounds awesome! But, look right behind you! It's a clone of Johnny K. Gambino and he's got a minigun!"  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

AIIEEE! *screans like a girl* AND HE ISNT WEARING A SHIRT! RUN FROM THE FURRYNESS!  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"

::He screamed as he ran up to Gambino and jammed his pimp cane into his eye. Gambino then ran around screaming until he exploded, though it was just a gorey explosion and The General was still alive, but covered with blood.::

"ROFL!"  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*Melts the south pole* What did the south pole ever do for me >.>  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

"Oh s**t, didn't you just cause global warming? DUDE, that pwns! We should blow up the world though, a villain's job is never done!"  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

Yeah, next stop, the UNIVERSE!  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

"Wait, we're on another yacht now! Awesome."

::A beeping noise was heard.::

"SON OF A---"

::The yacht blows up::  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

...ok who the hell is putting these bombs on these yachts?  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

::Respawns in Barton Town.::

"I dunno, but that would kind of ruin the fun if they were identified."  

[Hunter Roge]

*floats in the water because of his life vest*

how did this happen?

*looks around for something to ride on.*

well shyte.  

[naminote]

King Pumpkin Jack

AIIEEE! *screans like a girl*

Don't make fun of my screams~ >///<;;

(I sound like such a scaredy cat when I scream. It's all high-pitched et cetera)  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

Mademoiselle Fraise

King Pumpkin Jack

AIIEEE! *screans like a girl*

Don't make fun of my screams~ >///<;;

(I sound like such a scaredy cat when I scream. It's all high-pitched et cetera)

XD I wasnt making fun of anyone.